Steak and bj day

[MrsMojoRising]

Seriously. Cheeky fuckers.

To the lady having fish

Fish and fellatio day :)

squeakytoy

I'd have got some steak if I'd have known - OH did get me a dick in a box for valentines after all x

I will do ANYTHING for fillet steak!

We are actually having steak for tea

I swear I knew nothing about this and won't be best pleased if he waps his nob out for afters. There's tiramisu in the fridge.

Does it mean that for the other 364 days they can fuck right off then?

KatieMiddleton

Eskino

I haven't got anything for dinner. And was kind of thinking of cheese on toast. If I did only the bj bit, I'm sure dh wouldn't object!

Surely these days it's horse and hanky panky

Can't wait till MoonPig/FunkyPidgeon bring out cards for this! One for the MIL to read when being nosey........

Anyway OH can have fish fingers instead

DH is in deficit by 4, so the only bj he gets will be if he is considerably bendier than I think he is.

And if he asks, even in jest, I will tell him so.

(We're in a stand-off about shaving pubes. I think it is creepy)

Lamb and labia.

I'm making burgers. No man goes out for steak when he's got a burger at... Oh.

ratpants

I did once know a chap who could do his own.

Well damn...I didnt buy any steak...will chicjen fajitas do?

For our day...

Cunnilingus and cockaleekie?

I don't eat meat (fnar), so dh has the choice of glamorgan toad in the hole or fish fingers

With a 6wo baby, frankly he has more chance of pissing in the queens handbag. Maybe next decade year.

Someone asked me if I was doing steak & BJ day for my OH, my response was along the lines of "wtf, no" and their response was "oh so are you giving your dog a blow job instead then?"

I had 0 words...

Luckily I'm not allowed out much so have no idea about any of this.

We're both veggies, we could do quorn and quim day? Or tofu and titwank?

My dogs are on are the couch behind me. They have had no steak but there is a lot of funny licky noises going on....and heavy breathing. I daren't turn around.