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To dislike Brian McFadden

226 replies

madamezouzou · 04/03/2013 13:34

There's a quote from him in this DM article where he says:

'They [the kids] have got really terrible northern, Manchester accents. They're really common because of where they live and who they live with.?

AIBU to think that it's just not on to criticise your children- or anyone's children, really- like that? Personal feelings about accents/ "common-ness" (blergh) aside. Imagine how they will feel when they read that some day.

Sounds like he's buggered off to somewhere more glamorous and now regards his old life, and his old family, as beneath him. Not on.

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scarletforya · 07/03/2013 11:21

Sweet Holy baby Jebus, I knew he was a too, Shockl but the lyrics! the terrible, awful CRINGEMAKING lyrics WAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAhaaaaa Grin

Brian or Bryan I AM SCARLET FOR YE, ye thick!

scarletforya · 07/03/2013 11:24

Knew he was a tool*

Isittimeforgin · 07/03/2013 11:47

I now really, really want to hear Auf Weidersein Bitch cos I think it might just be my new favourite song Grin Grin
There really is no hope for the dickhead is there? I would so love to be a fly on the wall at his management meetings when he says "I've been working on a new song'!!! Grin

RedPencils · 07/03/2013 12:13

I had to google those lyrics just to make sure you werent making them up. What an untalented buffoon he is.

MarmaladeTwatkins · 07/03/2013 12:18

Auf Weidersein Bitch cannot be listened to anywhere. Not on the Youtubes or Spotify. Hmmmm.

The best looking one from The 'Loife was Mark, the gay one. He was lovely. The rest were shit arses.

MarmaladeTwatkins · 07/03/2013 12:22

I've just checked on the iTunes store to see if I could get a preview of it and it's not even on there. Is this a conspiracy? Are Brian's record company trying to erase Auf Weidersein Bitch from musical history? Why?!

Isittimeforgin · 07/03/2013 12:25

I am inconsolable marmalade......but not enough to actually buy the album obviously!

AnyaKnowIt · 07/03/2013 12:25

It was co-written by Guy Chambers Shock

CockyPants · 07/03/2013 12:26

Bri you have the face of a spud
And your songs are shitty crud

Isittimeforgin · 07/03/2013 12:30

You have a dick like almond paste
And of space you are a waste

TheCraicDealer · 07/03/2013 12:37

Do not panic Marmalade - some kind soul has written a song-by-song review of the entire album for people who as yet do not own a copy. I say "yet" because this is clearly a classic in the making, according to this review presumably written by someone with no ears.

LadyBeagleEyes · 07/03/2013 12:41

...'one of the most talented men ever to emerge from a boy band'.
Did I really just read that?

caramelwaffle · 07/03/2013 12:57

Your lyrics are a load of crock
You are a talentless cock

Bry, you're not cool, or chic, or rad'
You're just a deadbeat dad

caramelwaffle · 07/03/2013 12:58

Oh

YANBU. He is an odious toad of a deadbeat dad.

AllYoursBabooshka · 07/03/2013 13:12

Wait!

:o

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This video contains images some viewer may find disturbing.

AudrinaAdare · 07/03/2013 13:19

Ha hahahaha!

I love the way the person who made the montage just couldn't be arsed to finish it and leaves the entire last minute of the song image-less Grin

Isittimeforgin · 07/03/2013 13:21

It's even better, in a really really bad way, than I hoped Grin

Wewereherefirst · 07/03/2013 13:25

Grin it's as awful as he is

UnknownGnome · 07/03/2013 13:27

Allyours, thank you! I'm so happy you tracked that song down. He actually sang those awful lyrics. Oh my. I wonder if he's popular in Germany? ? Hmm

AllYoursBabooshka · 07/03/2013 13:51

Oh lordie don't thank me.

In fact I deeply apologise for subjecting you to that. :o

BeyondTheLimitsOfAcceptability · 07/03/2013 13:53

Are horny and movie supposed to rhyme then? Grin

japonicabumsplatt · 07/03/2013 13:53

just shell shocked here. the sound of that song has actually fried my one last brain cell. i got past the first 20 seconds or so and then just lost the will to live or care about it.
my intestines are crying and ringing a solicitor as we speak
fucking terrible

MarmaladeTwatkins · 07/03/2013 13:54

Actually crying now at hearing it in the flesh Grin Thank you Babooshka, you have made my day Grin

He seems to have taken a country-lite direction with this one. I love the montage,too. Poor Delta, having to have her face associated with this song :(

MarmaladeTwatkins · 07/03/2013 13:55

Grin at Japonica Grin

DrGarnettsWinterMixture · 07/03/2013 14:15

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