To dislike Brian McFadden

[madamezouzou]

There's a quote from him in this DM article where he says:

'They [the kids] have got really terrible northern, Manchester accents. They're really common because of where they live and who they live with.?

AIBU to think that it's just not on to criticise your children- or anyone's children, really- like that? Personal feelings about accents/ "common-ness" (blergh) aside. Imagine how they will feel when they read that some day.

Sounds like he's buggered off to somewhere more glamorous and now regards his old life, and his old family, as beneath him. Not on.

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[MarmaladeTwatkins]

THAT IS HER REAL NAME?!

[AllYoursBabooshka]

Yesh.

:(

[LessMissAbs]

What does he do for a living?

Surely dating women in the public eye and self-funding albums that don't sell can't bring in much money? Does he live off these women and "manage" them then? I remember how he was waiting for Kerry when she won I'm a Celebrity, then dumped her once her sheen had dulled slightly.

Why doesn't Kerry pursue him for child maintenance?

I cannot think of anything more likely to cause upset to someone rather sensitive like Kerry than being publicly dumped by her first husband and father of her two children.

What a badly brought up man.

[DioneTheDiabolist]

He is a vile, talentless publicity whore with no morals. He doesn't care a jot for those children and never has.

[Wewereherefirst]

He's a twat. How anyone likes him, I do not know.

[LeftLuggage]

He released this song a few years ago. Deluded tosser! Classic bits in bold

("Drink some English tea" arf WTAF??)


Real To Me

Showbiz dinners and the free champagne,
Men in suits who think they know it all
No one knows me but they know my name, That's not real to me

Hotel lobby to the airplane, Another country but they start to look the same
Watch the world behind a window pane, That's not real to me

When I see my babies run, When all the madness has been and gone
I raise my family and live in peace, Now thats what's real to me
Real to me.

Dying flowers in a dressing room,
A dangerous time to let your head make up its own mind
Got me thinking that the spirits flown,
That's not real to me

When I see my babies run, When all the madness has been and gone
I raise my family and live in peace, Now that's what's real to me

Picnics in the garden and the children they can play,
The first day of the summer and I'll laze here all the day
We'll invite the family round and drink some English tea,
Then I raise up my finger and watch football on t.v

When I see my babies run, When all the madness has been and gone
I raise my family and live in peace, Now that's what's real to me
That's what's real to me
Wake up you might be dreaming, Wake up you might be dreaming now

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

Oh LeftLuggage, thanks for the laughs!

"We'll invite the family round and drink some English tea,
Then I raise up my finger and watch football on t.v"

God I just want to punch his stupid potato face right in. The idiot. I am cringeing like buggery. That was painful to read! Am off to find some more!

[Lulabellarama]

So it's unanimous. Brian McFadden is the Worst Father On The Other Side Of The World ?

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

Oooh this is a big load of old shit isn't it?

"Sorry Love Daddy"

"Sorry Love Daddy"


It seems like only yesterday
I held you in my arms and said
You will never need to fear the dark
But unforeseen misery has come
Between your Mommy and me
And we can love you more, now we are apart

Daddy, he's got to go away
Coz there's just no other way
To live this through
Someday, you'll learn to understand
This wasn't what I planned, for me and you
Sorry, love Daddy

Everyday is filled with pain
But never feel that you're to blame
Sometimes life breaks, in mysterious ways
I can't make it up to you
Believe me I am trying to
No matter what you'll always be my babies"

What?! No mention of Delta here in this song, Brian! Nor any mention of you moving just about as far away as you can from your babies. You tool. How exactly are you trying to make it up to them?! By calling their mother names and saying they are fat common?! Hmmmm.

I bet his PR person said "Brian we really need to get you a song written that will make your 2 fans think that you're not a massive arsehole. You've dumped your wife and left your kids for an Australian poplet. Damage limitation is what we need..."

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

Lula, he is Peter Andre's Nemesis. This man does not love his kids. Peter Andre's Love For His Kids - there is more love for his kids in one strand of Pete's hair than in Brian's whole body for his kids.

Perhaps a new reality show is in order? Peter Andre teaches Brian to be a better dad?

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

"Irish Son"

OK am actually shaking with laughter now.

"I was born in the heart of Dublin
Back when being gay wasn't cool
Made get on our knees every Sunday with the other fools

We were warped by the Christian Brothers
In the cell blocks at our schools
Get a hand print on your skin
Before you break their rules

Go hit me now
That I'm twice your size
Brushed off the accusations
And bowed before your lies

This is the city that raised me
With the religion they gave me
Now I'm old enough to know my own mind
And it was leaving that saved me
I seen so much that has changed me
Just break with your past
Feed your own mind
This Irish son has moved with the times

Weddings deaths or baptizing children
That's my debt paid to the church
I don't need that kind of salvation
When I get hurt

Don't fill my head with sermons
And force me to believe

This is the city that raised me
With the religion they gave me
Now I'm old enough to know my own mind
And it was leaving that saved me
I seen so much that has changed me
Just break with your past
Feed your own mind
'Cause this Irish son has moved with the times

Our father who art in heaven
Come down here and make your presence known
We can't do it on our own
The lunatics let run the asylum
How can we find peace inside your home
When you can't trust your own

This is the city that raised me
With the religion they gave me
Now I'm old enough to know my own mind
But it was leaving that saved me
I've seen so much that has changed me
So just break with your past
Feed your own mind
'Cause this Irish son has moved with the times
'Cause this Irish son has moved with the times!"

Twat.

[corlan]

I never thought I'd see the day when the whole of MN agree on something.

(Oh, and YANBU - he's an utter gobshite!)

[flippinada]

Those lyrics are priceless.

Is anyone else reminded of that awful Peter Kay character?

[LadyBeagleEyes]

Loving the Brian hate on here..
Wish KK would come and join us.

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

Oh dear. Here is a very poignant one called "Auf Weidersein Bitch"


"Oh babe I was feeling so horny
The night became a porn movie
Your performance was phoney
Auf Wiedersehen bitch.
Driving in a hired van
Down the autobahn
Flat out doing 82
We got out for some sour kraut
And a walk about
Then the devil came into view
She must have smelled my money
Cause her nipples were hard
It only took a week before she maxed out my card
Kicked her off in Di¼sseldorf
Then her next day off she appeared in Tokyo
Even though she was just a ho
I could not let go
She wouldn't listen to me when I said
Oh babe I was feeling so horny
The night became a porn movie
Your performance was phoney
Auf Wiedersehen bitch
Back off don't u try to control me
I'd rather die and be lonely
Got my hands to console me
Auf Wiedersehn bitch
She licked my man
Like it was marzipan
Like a German can
It was sehr gut, Danke Shon
Things went bad cause she went mad
She even told my dad
When she saw other girls hanging around
She's only here on Wednesday
And she thinks she's my wife
Went rooting through her hand bag
Shit myself there's a knife.
scream
Oh babe I was feeling so horny
The night became a porn movie
Your performance was phoney
Auf Wiedersehen bitch
Back off don't u try to control me
I'd rather die and be lonely
Got my hands to console me
Auf Wiedersehn bitch"


Oh Brian you are so gangsta.

[LadyBeagleEyes]

You made that up surely Marmalade
I love some of the rhyming. particularly
'we got out for some sour kraut
and a walk about'.
That's genius that is.

[Lulabellarama]

'She licked my man
like it was marzipan'?

What she took one taste of it and vommed over your thighs?

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

Sadly not :(

It makes Razorlight's "I met a girl, She asked me name, I told her what is was" line look like something written by John Lennon.

[Lulabellarama]

It sounds like a Flight Of The Concords song.

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

Nooooooooooooooo! The Conchords would never be so misogynistic as Brian McFatten!

[Isittimeforgin]

Oh dear god marmalade - please tell me that's not a real song?? I have just snorted out loud in front of complete strangers reading those lyrics

[TheCrackFox]

Marmalade - come on, own up, you must have made that up. I am shaking with laughter as it is just so dire.

Brian is a talentless arse.

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

Fuck off! Even I could write a better song than that! It is AWFUL.

Honestly, I think that my vagine would seal shut if it transpired that my husband had written... and SUNG...

"She licked my man
Like it was marzipan
Like a German can
It was sehr gut, Danke Shon
Things went bad cause she went mad
She even told my dad
When she saw other girls hanging around
She's only here on Wednesday
And she thinks she's my wife
Went rooting through her hand bag
Shit myself there's a knife.
scream"

How could you find a man who wrote those lyrics sexually attractive? And I am assuming that he wrote them. There isn't a professional songwriter on earth who would admit to writing that.

[TeaMakesItAllPossible]

Oh. My. That's just tooooo funny

Those lyrics. My head! And Marmalade telling people to Fuck Off because they accuse her of making up the lyrics.



Must remember to say OP YANBU - he is King Twat of Twatsville