To dislike Brian McFadden

[madamezouzou]

There's a quote from him in this DM article where he says:

'They [the kids] have got really terrible northern, Manchester accents. They're really common because of where they live and who they live with.?

AIBU to think that it's just not on to criticise your children- or anyone's children, really- like that? Personal feelings about accents/ "common-ness" (blergh) aside. Imagine how they will feel when they read that some day.

Sounds like he's buggered off to somewhere more glamorous and now regards his old life, and his old family, as beneath him. Not on.

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[MarmaladeTwatkins]

Am loving the bit at 2:35 when he sings "Watch football on Teeeee Veeeee" in the style of a power ballad.

[LadyBeagleEyes]

This is better than a Peter Andre thread.

[FannyFifer]

This thread makes me like Peter Andre and his sweet orange love for his kids.

McFadden has a face you would never tire of punching.

Has a cheek calling anyone common never mind his own kids, far from D4 u were reared Bryan you utter knob.

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

Peter Andre has been usurped as our Figure of Hate.

I am sure he will be gutted.

Any threads relating to McFadden News must have the PotatoFace Klaxon pre-cursor.

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

Have you actually watched the video to "Real To Me" that I linked to just?!

You must.

So what Brian is saying is that this life of playing sell-out stadium tours and being chased after by hoardes of screaming fans is not real to him. He does not want it. Well fucking good job Bri', cos you haven't got it, have you? You're supporting another little has-been twat on his solo tour. I bet the only people you get mobbed by are a few Westlife Nans from back in the day, who preferred you when you were chubby with those awful bleach blond curtains. You are not living the life of fucking Bono so stop complaining like you are. You wazzock.

[FannyFifer]

Someone should tweet this thread to KK.

[LadyBeagleEyes]

She wanted a fuck
But I was eating my duck
which caused a ruck.
My added lyrics to his gangsta song.

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

I don't think that KK would like it if we did :( She does seem to maintain a bit of moral high ground when it comes to slagging off Bri'. No idea why though. I would have been setting up Facebook pages about his fat days and all sorts had I been in her shoes...

[lolaflores]

This is priceless work people. at the least let his PR read it and give them time to adjust their trajectory right up his fundament, though is there any room left in there. Mind you if they have an evil flip plan, to make him so bad he is good (like men on death row suddenly exuding sexual allure) they are on to a winner. Though they might want to rethink the shots of him on the front of his latest offering going a bit Julio Iglesias 1981 in a tux with the dickie bow undone. all dishsevelled yet somehow sophisticated. YOur mum might like it...just.

[BridgetBidet]

He is an arsehole. However I have to disagree about KK. She is no better. She made a living out of banging on about how terrible her childhood was because her mother took drugs and had dodgy boyfriends then did exactly the same.

I've been horrified by some of the things she's admitted to. She said that she used to lock herself in her bedroom suite for days on end getting off her face on coke whilst her kids were in the house but she thought that was okay because she employed a nanny. She said the kids were calling to her through the door and she wouldn't reply or open it because she was so off her nut.

And I don't buy this 'oh Mark Wright made me take it' stuff because nobody can force you. At least she is clean now but she has another dodgy criminal boyfriend and I have to say I wonder how long her being clean will last.


And it was common knowledge she had a serious drug problem but that dick Brian didn't come back and rescue his kids from the situation, he's such a fucking wanker.

I feel sorry for those poor kids with parents like that.

[cornycruzcampo]

But did the lady that licked his man like marzipan? Sadly Brian wasn't clear, although I'm guessing that the answer is no.

[lolaflores]

Well, from my varied experience of men and their little chaps, not one tasted like marzipan though a few certainly looked like it. I mean, the complex he must have about himself to compare it to marzipan! I fear he may be beyond all hope at this point.

[cornycruzcampo]

Like one of those little marzipan eggs from an Easter cake perhaps? Poor Brian.

[whiteandyellowiris]

what i always wonder is, who is it that likes this weasle face dead beat dad

he is a pathetic excuse for a man and certainly is not a father.
any man that moves the other side of the world, is vile let alone when its a well known fact his ex who has the children is a drug addict

and as for commenting on his childrens accents, how very damaging for his children

nasty

[AllYoursBabooshka]

For some strange reason I read "who is it that likes this weasel face dead beat dad" as

who is it that likes this weasel with the dead face of a bat

Bloody dead bat face weasel man that he is.

[cornycruzcampo]

Dead bat face weasel man with a marzipan man.

[AllYoursBabooshka]

Dead bat face weasel man
With a marzipan man
And a head like a ham
Or Fireman Sam

Quick Brian! Lyrics for your new single!

[japonicabumsplatt]

well, if that doesn't get him into the top 10, his rightful place, nothing will

[EarlyInTheMorning]

MarmaladeTwatkins you've made me cry with laughter.

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

Who actually calls their cock "my man"?

Sadly there is no accompanying video to this song. I know. I've been searching YouTube for the last hour :(

[cornycruzcampo]

We could make one .... With marzipan figures.

[AllYoursBabooshka]

Don't Google "marzipan penis".

Actually, do

[cheeseandchive]

best thread I have read in a long time

oooh, 'thread' and 'read' rhyme. I'm off to tell Bryan - he'll probably want to use them in his new single!

[lottieandmia]

He sounds like a total arsehole.

[flippinada]

Thank you all for making me laugh like a drain.

DS thoroughly enjoyed the "head like a ham" lyric and asked me to repeat it, twice