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To wonder if Jeremy Clarkson is pregnant?

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Bearbehind · 03/03/2013 20:26

Anyone else watching Top Gear and amazed by Jeremy Clarksons baby bump?

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Sparklingbrook · 03/03/2013 20:27

Awww. Leave Jezza alone. I think he needs jeans the next size up.

Gigondas · 03/03/2013 20:28

He looks about 6 months gone and I think James may is at the stage where he hasn't yet told anyone.

Sparklingbrook · 03/03/2013 20:28

Don't know what you mean Grin

Bearbehind · 03/03/2013 20:28

He'd need dungarees to cover the belly he's sporting this week!

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sweetieaddict · 03/03/2013 20:28

Dh and I having exactly the same conversation. I reckon about 8 months gone? It's a real proper bump isn't it? It comes out from right under the breasts and May's isn't far off either!!

Gigondas · 03/03/2013 20:29

That hotel ...

Bearbehind · 03/03/2013 20:30

That's what i though sweet, it's not a natural looking men's belly, it looks like a pregnancy bump.

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Emo76 · 03/03/2013 20:36

YANBU!

Sparklingbrook · 03/03/2013 20:37

This is a very funny one though. Grin

Cherriesarelovely · 03/03/2013 20:39

Posture Jeremy, posture!

Sparklingbrook · 03/03/2013 20:43

I still would. Blush

Bearbehind · 03/03/2013 20:46

Oh no sparkling he's funny but surely that's not enough!

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Sparklingbrook · 03/03/2013 20:48
Grin
Bearbehind · 03/03/2013 20:55

Shoot me now as I am finding that shell bracelet he is wearing, strangely erotic!

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Sparklingbrook · 03/03/2013 20:55

Power!!

elfycat · 03/03/2013 21:04

I've reported this thread and especially the link Sparklingbrook set up as discussing JC's anatomy HAS to contravene some kind of decency laws.

not really of course

VivaLeBeaver · 03/03/2013 21:07

If he is its the longest gestation ever. He's looked pregnant for years and May is catching up rapidly.

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