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To think little boys can be a bit disgusting sometimes?

90 replies

Whirliwig72 · 28/02/2013 13:02

DS is 4, I love him to bits but he keeps grossing me out at the moment. If he's not eating bogeys he's making dodgy smells (on purpose), burping or exploring his body parts in great detail. Where has my sweet little baby gone that smelt of vanilla and cake? AIBU to feel this way?

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BeyondTheLimitsOfAcceptability · 28/02/2013 20:46

My 2yo told me he was going to nursery naked today so he could "wink" the babas and the nursery ladies (yes, poke them with his willy while shouting "wink")

BeyondTheLimitsOfAcceptability · 28/02/2013 20:47

He didnt btw!

AmberLeaf · 28/02/2013 20:53

I don't believe anyone can fart at will.

The gas is either there or it isn't.

As auntmaggie say it isn't good to hold it in.

But then I don't go in for repressing normal bodily functions.

Whatsthatnoise · 28/02/2013 21:00

My dd (4) favourite insult at the moment is "I'm going to poo in your mouth" she knows its disgusting but she still says it Angry

Tbh we're quite into toilet humour in this house we all burp and fart, I often replace the words in songs with pee or poo and my dd is affectionately nicknamed stinks Grin

YouTheCat · 28/02/2013 21:01

If I can't fart at Will, can I trump on Dave? Grin

AmberLeaf · 28/02/2013 21:06

If you mean Dave Cameron, you can shit on him for all I care! Grin

YouTheCat · 28/02/2013 21:07

He'd probably enjoy that kind of thing. Grin

HamAlive · 28/02/2013 21:09

Pretty sure my just turned 2yo forced a fart out this morning. He held on to the side of his cot, bent over, strained and let rip. And then laughed like a drain. Lovely!

AmberLeaf · 28/02/2013 21:10

I'm gonna think of this every time I see his smug face on TV now Grin

Nice one!

WandaDoff · 28/02/2013 22:07

A boss I had, had friends who would sent him a photo message on his phone if they did particularly impressive poos. He would reciprocate.

They were all grown men in their 30s & 40s

gingeme · 01/03/2013 08:38

My 6 year old has just told My 8 year old hes going to poo in his eye ball !! Sigh

PseudoBadger · 02/03/2013 20:17

DS is only just 2 and now finds burping hilarious (thanks Big Barn Farm) and runs around doing fake burps and shouting 'pardon!' :o
He also has a willy obsession, which he indulges in most seriously whilst getting dressed in the busy swimming pool changing rooms Blush

gingeme · 02/03/2013 21:50

They dont grow out of the Willy obsession Im afraid theyre just a bit more private about it in their teens Wink

determinedma · 02/03/2013 22:14

I must have the only Ds who hasn't been obsessed with his willy.I read unbelievable stuff on here about what kids do with their willies and Ds has done none of it. Is he weird?

aquashiv · 02/03/2013 22:17

LOL they are all dirty little divils really and as it should be.

I sort of think if you cant be a bit dirty and smelly as a child they you arent living.

My standards are low since children.

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