to want to buy this house for the dividing doors in the reception room alone?

[FlouncingMintyy]

swoon

what £1.3 million buys you near me .....

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-34158733.html?premiumA=true

...or you could buy the local Travelodge...

www.rightmove.co.uk/commercial-property-for-sale/property-36801808.html?premiumA=true

...check out pic 13 for a bit of over the top footballer/wag decorating....

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-26054061.html

Eurgh. The curtains - everywhere!

Surely that 1.3 million property is an error? Please say it is. It says last previous sale 375k in 2005. How could it quadruple in value in 8 years?
I'm currently looking to buy in south east London - 1.3 mil is slightly(!) above our price range

I rather like the bathroom, esp the sink!

Dear heavens that Dulwich house is shocking. Even I think that's a feeble excuse for a garden, and for a million quid I'd want a bloody tube line.

A similar property to the one posted in the OP in a fashionable London area
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-37034581.html

The difference in price is quite stark!

The UK doesn't have "ghettos"

Ooh, American compatriot was very confused by the East LA riots in '92: "How can that be a slum?! They have palm trees!"

Believe me, you live there, you know it's a slum.