To ask you answer my little straw poll about Ikea and dtd

[MadCap]

So I was reading that QI book that was 20p on the Kindle and it said that 1 in 10 babies born in Europe were conceived in an IKEA bed!

Frankly, I thought it'd be higher. 50% of my children were conceived in an IKEA bed. So, MN how many, if any, of your dcs were started in a MALM or an ASPELUND?

PS am stuck bored at home with a vomitty dd.

PPS Thank you to whoever it was who posted about those kindle books

None. But both DDs were conceived between two Malms (bedside cabinets).

actually yes, DS1 was possibly concieved in a Dalselv. Which is nice.

We have a lovely big antique brass bed,but the mattress is ikea. Does that count?

Both of mine - king size MALM!

I've never slept in an IKEA bed. I shall put it onto my to-do list.

2 pg in a Dreams bed.
2 mc in a Premier inn bed weirdly enough!

we have a malm bed now, but both dc's were conceived in our old, non-ikea bed.

Nope. On sofa. Also not Ikea.

Nope, if I recall correctly our bed came from Argos. Althought that doesn't necessarily mean they were conceived in it! 2/3 beds in our house are from ikea though!

Actually, being pedantic about it, conception occurs hours-days after DTD therefor the poll is invalid

Clearly not enough of a pendent to spell "therefore" correctly

DS & DD both Malm babies

Both DDs were conceived in a £99 Argos bed (classy). DS was conceived in a four poster somewhere in the Lake District when were on holiday.

neither our bed is from MFI

Ds1 on my best friends bedroom floor, no she wasn't present.

Ds2 no again, Mfi bedstead and mattress from big old mill shop.

None
ours was in a Barker & Stonehouse bed.

We have a malm now after we broke our last bed (discount pine warehouse place job) dtd, that we think resulted in DS! Now there is a story I can mortifying him with later in life .

So any further mini glaikits will be ikea babies!

I thought this thread was going to be you asking if you were mad to take dtd (darling twin daughters) to ikea on your own,how wrong was I?!

Weird!

I think our bed is too old for IKEA, PIL passed it down to us. How shall I phrase asking them where it came from?!

DD was conceived in my student house

And a friend worked out DS was conceived when she was staying at our house

Both of mine in a Dalselv, which dc1 now sleeps in (new mattress!) If no. 3 comes along (hoping) he/she will have begun life's journey in a Malm.

My DS! Not hers.

Nope.
Ds1 - dfs sofa
Ds2 - m&s sofa bed

No IKEA bed here but I conceived one on my exs sofa,next two on a bed from a local furniture shop and last one was in a vw Passat.

Does fucking on the stairs count?

Yes, but just DS2 though... in an Aspelund too!