To ask you answer my little straw poll about Ikea and dtd

[MadCap]

So I was reading that QI book that was 20p on the Kindle and it said that 1 in 10 babies born in Europe were conceived in an IKEA bed!

Frankly, I thought it'd be higher. 50% of my children were conceived in an IKEA bed. So, MN how many, if any, of your dcs were started in a MALM or an ASPELUND?

PS am stuck bored at home with a vomitty dd.

PPS Thank you to whoever it was who posted about those kindle books

Only one of my 3 DCs have been conceived in my home, I couldn't tell you if it was actually in my non ikea bed though.

Practically my entire house is furnished from Ikea. It's not top quality but it's all we could afford.

I am having trouble conceiving; perhaps I need to chuck my (wonderful Warren Evans) bed and get an Ikea bed

100% here!

The creaking and threat of imminent collapse does lend a certain urgency to the whole affair Twinkly - might be just what you need!

Good luck with TTC :) Hope it happens soon.

Gordy, I thought you couldn't get pregnant having sex at centerparcs?

Neither.

None of mine.

1 and 3 were conceived betwen Ikea bedside tables though.

Any good?

(no.2 was conceived in a hotel room)

None here, only my dd has an ikea bed ( convertible one bought ten years ago) and she doesn't sleep on it any more - it is a spare for sleepovers. Ikea is too far way, so I reckon only people close to Glasgow/ Edinburgh shop there in Scotland.

Yup, in a Malm.

Yup, DS is one of the 10%.

Tapselteerie - there is a fb campaign to get an Ikea in Aberdeen though!

Habitat darling.

I also have a CenterParcs baby.... (I know - we must have been doing it wrong ;) )

And a honeymoon in Sorrento baby - so no IKEA for us.....

depends where the owner of the holiday cottage bought the bed i suppose. I did not think to ask!

ourr bed is not ikea.

I have not the faintest notion where our children were conceived. Is that odd?

Nope, not unless IKEA have started supplying IVF clinics.

neither.. our bed is from Dreams.. both concieved in/on that

Wouldnt IKEA ivf be cheaper?

0% of ours.

DC1 in all probability ikea bedding, but not bed (we don't own any ikea beds, although plenty of other stuff..)

DC2 on Park Lane (not literally on the road - in a hotel on Park Lane). That is a fact I always fear I may share during a game of Monopoly, but I haven't yet.

0% of ours.
Although DC2 was conceived on an ikea sofa

1 out of 3

No, now if you could have sex in a book case or the dinning table??

None here, although our first bed was an ikea one.

DS in the crowne plaza in reading after Liverpool v reading in 2007
DD on the living room floor
DC3 in an Argos super king size bed

Neither. Our bed was made by FIL-is that worse?
DS2 was conceived on the floor, I suspect