For the last 3 weeks when I come and go there has been a white van parked in our off street parking spot. Normally my DH parks there but he has be driving to work recently so it has been free.
So, this opportunist has taken it upon themselves to park there everyday once my DH goes to work.
I typically see the van when I am coming and going from appointments and have never seen the person.
This morning when I was on the way to the doctor I could hear someone using our external tap. When I went outside there was the driver with buckets and soap using our water cleaning his van in our car parking spot?!
AIBU to think WTF is this person doing on my property, in my car park, bringing buckets and soap using my water to clean their f'ing van?!
As I came out he just looked at me and continued on washing the van covering our front garden with soap suds and mess. I was flabbergasted and didn't say anything to him. I was doing urine hold for the doctors appointment and didn't want to wet myself in front of him
I thought given he had been rumbled he might leave and not come back. Not so. When I came back from my doctors appointment his (Very clean) van was still there.
I emailed my DH to make sure he hadn't rented the car park to anyone and he hasn't but he equally couldn't seem to care less that someone is on our property, using it as their personal car park and washing facility 
AIBU?
to be livid at someone parking in our off street parking and using it as a carwash?!
Guntie · 18/02/2013 14:17
oh goody - are we forming a posse 
I'm in ! but l'm not 'ard at all,so will stand behind someone who is .
True but l'm thinking of name changing to scoobydoo but it would suit you better
sudaname
blatant hah, maybe if I just wear the t shirt and peer out the window that will be enough to scare him off in future...
Why on earth would anyone think that was open for anyone to park 
God giveitago dont mention school run parents to me. l flatly refuse to go and pick my own DGS up from school on a regular basis anymore - only in emegencies after so many altercations with school mums (mainly mums ime) who would stab you soon as give you an inch (no - l'm not actually after your space just trying to bloody get past you loon!) and those who nip into a space that you are obviously in the process of reversing into then give you a mouthful if you say anything.
I actually witnessed a real hissy fit catfight between two mums arguing over someone elses drive
I can only get my DGS by car as school six miles from me so l have to run that gauntlet
I can lend you two big soft labradors who would knock him to the ground and lick him to death.
They are called Reggie and Ronnie (to reflect on their 'ardness) and will please themselves come straight to heel when you call them.
I just hope they dont get eaten by theos pitbull , l doubt it as they have been known to roll over into submission position with legs in air etc to the neighbours cat.
should have'sent that up to 'Youve been framed'.
I can just imagine our three labs standing in OPs drive quivering and scratching at the door while theos pitbull rags the bloke off the driveway.
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That wouldve been brilliant on YBF ! l can imagine them playing the Scooby Doo theme tune or something.
Plus you'd have got £300 quid or whatever it is, tell DH must be more prepared in future
Just remembered one of my dogs being freaked out by a ball of tumble dryer fluff that was floating towards him in our garage, l think he thought it
was a giant mouse.
Anyway where's the OP , whilst we are talking among ourselves - wonder if he s been back.
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