AIBU in thinking I might be a figment of my own imagination?

[itsallinmyhead]

(Lighthearted with a paranoid undertone)

I've been on MN for about a year. I get involved in & start threads. I'm addicted enjoying the site yet I don't ever seem to be included in the group banter that comes from the evolution of a thread, despite trying to involve myself.

I think I can be quite funny this might be where the problem lies, maybe only I am of that opinion and I'm pretty much socially trained. So I'm thinking maybe I am in actual fact made not real

shite, I'm a social outcast, aren't I?

[fluffyraggies]

:)

[Aspiemum2]

Ahhhhh, well bollocks I feel thick now

[Aspiemum2]

I do I take some pride in the fact I managed to make 2 major mistakes before I even posted my first word story of my life

Even in the virtual world I am socially inept!

[Jojobump1986]

I have numbers in my name to. Can I be included in the numbers gang?

I actually think in strike-throughs & get very upset when I can't use them in texts.

[Aspiemum2]

I do that too Jojo . Bump and numbers, I like it

[Jojobump1986]

[itsallinmyhead]

Thank fuck I'm not alone in my love of strikethroughs! I, too, often think in strikethroughs it also pisses me off that it's not an option for Facebook

I'm off to tell DP that I do have bloody pals

[neverputasockinatoaster]

< dons cloak in wafty cloak donning manner and sweeps out of thread having killed it >

< considers evil mwah ha ha type laugh >

[Blipbipbeep]

Oh, thanks for the name check Maryz, you are a personal hero of mine now that I am over the worry that you might be my actual mum

[Blipbipbeep]

And I'm quite disappointed that spreadsheets aren't real, I'd love to know what is under my heading

[Blipbipbeep]

It was a few months ago, I can't remember who it was who suggested it or on which thread, but then I searched a few of your threads and started to worry then someone pointed out that you are probably the same age as me...

I'm so totally over it and you can have my therapists number if you like

[usualsuspect]

Earlier today a poster said their mum was the same age as me

[Blipbipbeep]

I'm old enough to be my sisters mum its her 18th today

[usualsuspect]

I was asked if I was my sister's mum once,she's only 5 years younger than me.

[Blipbipbeep]

I think that calls for usual

[itsallinmyhead]

I once went for dinner with my best friend and the waiter made some comment about me being her mother.

I wouldn't mind but I was around 29 at the time and she is only 2 years younger I thought I looked good for my age until that night.

[Aspiemum2]

My dh is approaching a rather special birthday so you can imagine his shock and my raucous laughter when he opened the door to a salesman to be met with "good evening, are your folks in?". He was affronted and salesman went away with his tail between his legs.

Dh is a grumpy old git, the guy would have got a better response if he'd said that to me

[SayCoolNowSayWhip]

Itsallinmyhead, you can do strike throughs on FB - click here

[BreatheandFlyAway]

itsall I clicked on your thread because I thought it was the best thread title ever! I think you need to write a book of that name, which will be made into an arty film starring Scarlett Johanson maybe? And will go on to win an Oscar of course.

[BreatheandFlyAway]

Aspie that made me snort

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

You see, you started your own clique OP.