upstairs are having rampant sex!!

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Better turn the television up, am getting a bit too interested in their dialogue!!

Surely you mean turn the television down :)

"Surely you mean turn the television down"

^^ Was just about to say that. :o

bang on the ceiling and yell that's right love give him one for me.

lucky buggers.

Post a score card through their letterbox tomorrow morning.

Sorry, we'll try to keep it down but he's just SO big!

lmao, "Dear Neighbours, last night i heard you rampant rabbit act, can you give me some pointers."

I don't need any pointers thanks, have a lovely new man he just wasn't staying here last night!

Put a note through the letterbox to let them know that MN believe them to be utterly UR for having rampant sex when we aren't.

Perhaps they were giving you a bit of competition!

Are they at it again tonight, or is it your turn?

Oh you should have listened in and regaled us with their embarrassing sex talk

If you were a bit evil.... quite unlike me....

You could just start repeating all her 'lines' with a 5-second time lag, in a loud voice. Like a creepy echo.

If they were giving it all the, "Yeah, you like that dont you whore, your fucking whore" or "Tell me im the man" or "Yeah, im your dirty bitch"

I'd be pissing myself with laughter.

It's our turn tonight but dp having skin issues and has fallen asleep in a fit of itching!

choose a song, play it every time they have sex, they soon get the message you can hear.

Marvin Gaye Lets get it on, maybe.

I wanted to know what they were saying

I never get to hear people having sex!!

^ This! It's a long time since I've lived in a shared house or a flat.

Most amusing overheard sex talk: 'Oh yes, yes, carry on my brave soldier!'. Followed by 'Thank you dahling, that was lovely'.

Made me laugh! Stelath boast alert, we once had a letter through the door saying 'we can hear your lovemaking halfway up the road'.

A close friend told me I should write back saying 'that's odd, because I can't hear yours even with my ear held to a tumbler jammed against the wall'

This is making me laugh. We have a house that we rent out and the neighbours of this said house have contacted us to ask if we can do anything about the tenants having really loud sex

What do we do? Write to our tenants and ask them to keep all yelps to a minimum I think the neighbours may be abit

Might be nowt to do with jealousy Bally. My neighbour was having loud sex for hours at a time. All night, all day, screaming obscenities and 5yo dd and baby ds were not only woken up regularly, but dd heard some stuff which was utterly inappropriate. It was extreme though tbh. DH had to tackle it.

I would wait until they are finished and then give them a huge cheer, or better still find a standing ovation to something on You Tube and put it on full blast :o

showOfHand, it is noise rather than words. The tenants have 4 children themselves (2 are teenagers) so I am wondering how bad it can be.

Maybe its me being jealous as we used to live in that house and the neighbours hadnt any problems with our sex lives

www.complex.com/art-design/2012/11/the-25-funniest-stop-having-loud-sex-notes/23#gallery

This is such a British thread.

Just knock on their door and ask them nicely to keep the noise down in future if it bothers you.