to audition to go on big brother?

[TaggieCampbellBlack]

I think I could win.

I'm fairly normal mostly.

I think reality TV could benefit from 12 weeks of watching a slightly fat, 38 year old.

I like sleeping. And wine. I cry when people are mean and laugh a lot.

And I'd get 12 weeks off doing bugger all and win 250 million pounds.

I can't think why I haven't thought of it before.

And I can dance and have quite loose morals.

38? Yes, you could be the token oldie .

You cant win unless you are dysfunctional, bi/gay, bipolar combo - they are all all totally unfit for society... compulsive viewing though, rather like the Victorians paying their shilling to go and view the inmates of Bedlam on a Sunday afternoon.

Could you cope with no books, not radio or TV for that long? I know I couldn't, never mind being with people I don't know for any period of time

Are you orange, Taggie? They only let orange people on BB.

YABU it is a stupid stupid show

My eldest DD, 27, auditioned to go on the show, got accepted, but couldn't get the time off work.

Tbh, she could have won, she is manic and would make good television.

We would have all died from shame, though.

You cannot win if you "are normal", (which my DD isn't, but very loveable).

What would you do without us?

I don't think I could cope with the bitchiness and lack of privacy in the bathroom.

Taggie, do you have a debt problem?,Or nursing a broken heart, but you want to keep it private?

Go for it!