To think that having the tattoo of your ex's name in your wedding pictures

[Sparklingbrook]

is a bit unromantic

Warning Sun Link and KP double whammy.

"In a touching show of affection, hunky part-time stripper Kieran, 25, attentively adjusted his blushing bride?s sunlounger as Katie carefully cradled her famous 32DD boobs"

The thing is that she was a model so surely she'd know how to stand to make her stomach look not rounded.

Sothat makes me think that she is preggers and that she wants people to know. (Speaking from recent experience - I didn't have my 12 week scan until gone 14 weeks but managed to hide it reasonably well.)

Arf at 32DD I'm currently 32G due to breastfeeding and they're nowhere near as big!

"In a touching show of affection, hunky part-time stripper Kieran, 25, attentively adjusted his blushing bride?s sunlounger as Katie carefully cradled her famous 32DD boobs"

Part-time stripper? So he's not good enough to be a full-time stripper?

And FatimaLB and I are in the " nooo wayyyyy are those balloons 32DD." gang

I particularly loved the open legged fanny shot.

I know it makes her a shitload of money, but I can't help wishing she wouldn't prostitute herself in this way.

With tattoo that looks a bit like pubes Hecate?

I am not getting a feeling of warmth and love from these wedding photos. It's like cheap soft porn.

I remember Zoe Ball marrying Norman Cook and the photo of them walking out of the church and I know they have had problems but they looked soooo in love and had that look of delight and joy. It was an 'awwww' moment.

These photos are not ones to stick in the family album.

Are we taking bets on how long it will last yet?

I thought she had a boob reduction, but they seem to have got huge again.

She's obviously pg, but that wouldn't have made her boobs that big again, would it?

Definitely Pancake. Compare

Her boobs scare me.

Sparkling - awwwwww. It makes me smile and feel love.
for the piccie.

Whereas TitsoutJordan is trashy in comparison.

I think she is still in love with Pete but won't admit it. Even in an interview about her new husband she mentions Pete.

Davina did it nicely too

Those boobies give me The Fear. A JCB couldn't cradle those bad boys. And in her wedding dress it looks like there's two bald men in slings. Poor Pricey.

They can't be DD's, I refuse to believe it. My boobs are bigger than DDs and they're certainly not as big as KP's in those pics.

They could be DDs, for a back measurement of 50inches, not for 32.

It's a strange one this, hope it's a publicity stunt

The tabloids just always say DD because that's what page 3 girls and glamour models have - tradishnul innit from Sam Fox, Linda Lusardi, Lynsey Dawn slutbag bitch and yes I met her McKenzie and so on down to today.
Looking at those pics, KPs are little bit smaller than mine, but hers are bouncy and jutty out and perky and plastic whereas mine weigh a ton, if I hold them up they flobble and overflow my hands, and are just deadweight hanging down to my waist when left to their own devices.
Mine are a 38 or 40 J -K cup depending on bra brand, so I reckon hers, if she is a 32 round the back, are probably a GG or H cup.

I am a bit concerned that the Daily mail are not covering this story. Very strange. And are we to assume there's no OK/Hello! deal as the pics are in the paper? Doesn't seem right.

She looks like she's a bun in the oven.. I pity the children having yet another man move into their home. Very odd and selfish behaviour imo..

I think is she didn't have 3 children, including one with SN I probably wouldn't be tutting as loudly. I don't think she should be lying on a beach with husband No3 I think she should be with her children. Priorities and all that.

If she really had to marry him a registry office in the UK would have done the job. Then back to what matters..........

Which country are they in?
When we were in Mexico for our honeymoon we were told their weddings weren't legally binding in England yet so the English wedding they had were more for show and had to be done in the UK too

Not a chance is she a 32, she's bloody tiny. Probably more like a 28J or similar (they probably look bigger than they measure because they are fake so have quite a small base)

Blooming newspapers quoting random sizes for women....[wanders away muttering darkly]

I'm a 34 DD ( E/EE when BF) and no waaaaay is Katie a 32DD.

tbf, she's entitled to have a holiday. she has nannies and her parents and her children all have another parent (not sure if harvery sees his dad?) that is more than capable of caring for them. i dont think she's doing anything wrong being away for a week or even two if her dcs are well used to being with the people they are with now.

bringing a new partner into the home after 4 weeks? of knowing him is not on in my book however. that is what i feel sorry for the dcs about, and her aswell as i think she needs help to work through whatever it is she feels is missing that she constantly needs to be getting married to the wrong people.