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To think that having the tattoo of your ex's name in your wedding pictures

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Sparklingbrook · 19/01/2013 11:34

is a bit unromantic Grin

Warning Sun Link and KP double whammy.

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Pancakeflipper · 19/01/2013 14:03

So that's a DD chest? It's not is it? Really ? I am a 34D and mine are tiny in comparision.

And she married him cos someone said she should marry a man called Kevin and Kieran is the nearest she could get?

And it's not a wardrobe malfunction - its called wearing a dress the wrong size.

Booyhoo · 19/01/2013 14:07

only 5 people and a camera crew at the wedding?

def rounded tum in lubey's link. it all seems very strange and she doesn't look well or happy. she looks tired and stressed and pissed off.

Follyfoot · 19/01/2013 14:10

Hang on, isn't Steven Gately dead? What's he doing marrying her?

kiwigirl42 · 19/01/2013 14:12

He has a very strange squooshed up face too. Notice there were more film crew than guests at the vow taking? nice.

scarletforya · 19/01/2013 14:18

That guy is setting off my Gaydar, maybe it's because he looks like Stephen Gately. No way is he 25, he's riddled with botox.

She looks truly rough.

WhatDoesTheDogSay · 19/01/2013 14:18

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Sparklingbrook · 19/01/2013 14:22

Nice wedding 'tent' too.

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Booyhoo · 19/01/2013 14:24

oh yes the HD brows. they are hideous. maybe the combination of those and all the botox is hiding her true feelings over overwhelming happiness! Grin

scarletforya · 19/01/2013 14:25

Xpost Follyfoot

TraineeBabyCatcher · 19/01/2013 14:47

She actually looks quite nice in the photo with that Reid guy.

Definitely think it looks like a bump to me aswell, 12+ easily. She may have only officially been with him for a short period of time, maybe they were together secretly but announced when she found out she was preggers.

Pandemoniaa · 19/01/2013 14:50

It is Katie Price though. Normal rules about good taste are automatically discarded on that basis alone.

Foggles · 19/01/2013 14:54

If she insists on having the names of her latest beau written on her body - she should invest in a washable biro.

Sparklingbrook · 19/01/2013 15:01

She looks like the 'before' in Snog Marry Avoid.

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LemonBreeland · 19/01/2013 15:06

I love in the 'boob pops out at third wedding' article she says 'it's only my thirs I'm not harming anyone'. No not harming anyone, like your 3 innocent children. Hmm

Sparklingbrook · 19/01/2013 15:09

Do you think he has met the children? i wonder if he even knows she has children. Sad

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LemonBreeland · 19/01/2013 15:10

And the reason she looks quite nice in the Alex Reid pic is because it is airbrushed to fuck.

orchidee · 19/01/2013 15:12

Oh lordy. The photo of hubby semi-naked looking in the mirror and slightly pulling bis pants down.

I agree she looks nice but unrecognizable in the wedding pic with Alex. Small norks and dark hair. It couldn't last.

HannahsSister · 19/01/2013 15:23

she does look angry.
Because of those severe, badly drawn on HD brows.
I expect she behaves the way she does because her family and friends enable it. She's very wealthy and no doubt very generous. Who's going to pull her up on it?

KirstiesHomeMadeCrap · 19/01/2013 16:52

There is More!

Pancakeflipper · 19/01/2013 16:55

I opened that link whilst eating - big mistake. .

Sparklingbrook · 19/01/2013 17:04

That second pic down is v classy isn't it Kirsties? Sad

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Charliefarlie1192 · 19/01/2013 17:05

Omg the dress looks like it's made of LYCRA!!!

Fakebook · 19/01/2013 17:09

All I can see is Leo. I thought her ex was Flat Nose and her ex ex was Peter Andre. Confused

Sparklingbrook · 19/01/2013 17:16

No Fake the latest ex was Leo. Grin

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Fakebook · 19/01/2013 17:25

Shock. What a floozy.

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