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To think that having the tattoo of your ex's name in your wedding pictures

117 replies

Sparklingbrook · 19/01/2013 11:34

is a bit unromantic Grin

Warning Sun Link and KP double whammy.

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ScrambledSmegs · 19/01/2013 12:02

Note for rest of thread - I am not asking after one of Boo's breasts. Honest.

NewYearNewBoo · 19/01/2013 12:04

Booby is all good thanks, but stopping me playing out in the snow :( hope mini Smegs is treating you well, looking forward to a catch up.

Any way back to that dress Shock

NewYearNewBoo · 19/01/2013 12:08

Yes might I also add I didn't choose that name, I wanted boobino or boonybaby! It is 26 weeks now Smegs seems to be going scarily quick now.

Posterofapombear · 19/01/2013 12:09

Arggggh my eyes!

Sparklingbrook · 19/01/2013 12:17

If anyone thinks the online photos are bad the ones in the paper she is on her back and are ten times worse. Sad Don't buy it mind, just flick through in the newsagents. Wink

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EnjoyResponsibly · 19/01/2013 12:39

Scrambled YYY that's exactly what came to my mind too Grin He's also probably got a hand print on his tan!

That has to be the worst wedding dress EVER. is the veil from her daughters dressing up box?

There was also a charming pic in yesterday's Sun of her flicking a V at the photographers. So charming.

And WTAF is the groom (not bothering to learn his name he'll be ancient history next week) wearing a fencing outfit for? It's what 30c in the Caribbean? That's one sweaty pair of nads.

NewYearNewBoo · 19/01/2013 12:41

Grin rolf @ sweaty nads

Sparklingbrook · 19/01/2013 12:42

Why weren't the children bridesmaid/pageboys. Are they even there?

I don't understand why she needs to marry /be engaged. I can only assume she is very insecure. Oh, I don't know-it's just all a bit sad really isn't it? For everyone. Sad

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ScrambledSmegs · 19/01/2013 12:52

For the money/attention, Sparkling. Sad but true.

lubeybooby · 19/01/2013 12:57

She's got a baby bump. Looks about 4/5 months

Sparklingbrook · 19/01/2013 12:58

She's only been with this new bloke 3 weeks lubey. Confused

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lubeybooby · 19/01/2013 12:59

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4750745/katie-price-married-stripper-after-psychics-advice.html look at the pic with her mum - def upduffed Confused

Sparklingbrook · 19/01/2013 13:06

Blimey lubey it does look that way. How strange. Confused

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NewYearNewBoo · 19/01/2013 13:11

I said up thread see looked a bit rounded, but those pics are more than just rounded!!! And no sign of the children in the long photo, poor kids :( 'hi mum how was your holiday' erm ..................... Shock

ProphetOfDoom · 19/01/2013 13:14

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lubeybooby · 19/01/2013 13:18

I know sparkling. Her tummy seems that pregnant kind of rounded in a lot of the other pics too. I thought she might be arching her back and sticking tummy out but she's not.

ErikNorseman · 19/01/2013 13:24

That definitely looks like a bump. She's so skinny that it couldn't be anything else! New fella's? Or Leo's?

twinklesparkles · 19/01/2013 13:24

Hang on a second .....

Who's keiran?? Shock

Where did leo go?? Hmm

Does she still have the peter wrist tattoo as well as the leo ankle one???

Bloody hell, I need to keep up with the times

ResolutelyCheeky · 19/01/2013 13:44

If she keeps tattooing the names of all the men she marries on herself her body is going to look like a telephone directory!

PaleHousewifeOfCumbriaCounty · 19/01/2013 13:50

Hahahaha@that pic with the boob popping out!

PomBearWithAnOFRS · 19/01/2013 13:54

Is it just me, or do neither of them actually look, well, happy, in those pics? Confused She just looks knackered and a bit calculating and he looks bemused

Sparklingbrook · 19/01/2013 13:57

I think you are right Pom it's not exactly twinkly laughter and smiles is it? All predictably forced and posed. I think you can tell it's no love story.

Peter Andre must be Hmm

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Booyhoo · 19/01/2013 13:58
  1. if i had her bum i'd thong it too

  2. yes i thought the tummy looked a bit round but wondered if it was just the pose she was in?

  3. i also doubt this is a genuine marriage in the sense of them intending to stay together forever.

Booyhoo · 19/01/2013 13:59

i thought she looked angry in the pics! Grin

RugBugs · 19/01/2013 14:00

At least she's wearing knickers.