to tell my friend to stop talking shite and speak properly! (lighthearted)

[Diddydollydo]

OK so my friend is just lovely, she really is. This morning a few of us met up (day off) and got chatting about a lunch out next weekend and someone asked what everyone was wearing etc. just general chit chat.

Friend 1 - black trousers, heels and a top I suppose (is uber trendy so will look amazing whatever)

Me - dunno. Whatever I can find.

Friend 2 - pistols, sevens and something vintage.

Now, she took the subsequent piss taking in good stead, she's a great lass but is this the way everyone talks these days?

translation please....

Ha ha ha fair point! Maybe it's rubbing off on me!

Sevens?

I don't understand

Is she a cowboy?

So, what will friend 2 be wearing??

That's kind of my point - the sevens are the brand of jeans and the pistols are boots. But I did have to get her to explain that to me.

Wait, are sevens jeans?

Acne Pistol boots and 7 for all Mankind jeans?

Cross-post! I thought I was being-uber trendy by knowing that

Hurrah! You are clearly much more up to date than me!

Well I don´t know the girl, but she sounds quite funny to me tbh.

Either that or she´s trying to prove that she´s as übertrendy (snort) as friend 1?

She is great fun diddl and she's just quite rightly annihalated me for using the term 'uber trendy' on mumsnet.

I would understand what she meant, but only because I lurk on the S&B boards.

Well Sevens -or should that be 7s??-& Pistols mean nothing to me-but people used to say Levis/501s & still say Converse, Doc Martens, don´t they?

So just the names have changed!!

Jeans to a wedding?!?!?!?!?

No wedding involved, just a lunch!