I'm a district nurse so am happily driving around to my clients this morning when at one house a young comes down from his bedroom and says "did you know someone has drawn a .... picture on the roof of your car?"
So anyway it was a huge ejaculating penis drawn in the snow. And I'd been driving around with that all morning.
It will have been DH. AIBU to not find it all that funny and to have a go at him when he gets in?