To call this man a wanker

[Geekster]

While out with my DD in her pushchair this morning this idiot had parked his van all the way across the pavement, despite it being a wide road and plenty of room for parking on it. As I went past on the road he was stood in the garden of this house so i shouted nice blocking of the pavement you wanker as I walked past. Didn't bother to wait for any reply was in such a foul mood at the time I might have said much worse. I wish they made pushchairs with spikes that came out of the wheels to scratch these stupid people's vehicles on the way past (not that I ever actually would).

Could go even cheaper & point out that both a name & the beginning of a sentance should start with a capital letter..........

Touché Barred. Touché.

Yanbu. He was parked illegally and it was dangerous for you and your child to get past.
Those that say you were rude. Well you were but rightly so

YANBU. People do this often round here. I take immense pleasure is reporting the entitled, dangerous, selfish sods to.the council.