To call this man a wanker

[Geekster]

While out with my DD in her pushchair this morning this idiot had parked his van all the way across the pavement, despite it being a wide road and plenty of room for parking on it. As I went past on the road he was stood in the garden of this house so i shouted nice blocking of the pavement you wanker as I walked past. Didn't bother to wait for any reply was in such a foul mood at the time I might have said much worse. I wish they made pushchairs with spikes that came out of the wheels to scratch these stupid people's vehicles on the way past (not that I ever actually would).

I'm acting normally now. One person has said I sound like a thicko and one like a commoner, but it really doesn't bother me, everyone is entitled to their opinion. The pram rage has abated. For now anyway!

I would have 'discussed ' it with him first ' oh mate can you move your van ? ' Reply ' No' Then called him a Wanker !

Ok Einstein move yer van!

*OI

good for you!

inconsiderate parkers ARE wankers. He needed to know

OP you are not BU, the guy was a wanker. I used to suffer this in Sarf Lundun pushing the twins around. Personally i would have called him an ignorant fucking wanker, you were too nice

I think it was entirely appropriate use of the word 'wanker'. Bravo.

Fakebook calling you a thicko is a sign that all is well and you aren't!

Eh? I bet the man didn't even know what the hell she was on about calling him a wanker. I always find a firm, polite conversation accompanied by a stern teacher like stare does the job if you want to make someone cringe with embarrassment for doing something wrong.

Sterling example. You must be proud.

Oh Fakebook you are a hoot!

Firm teacher like stare!

Van man, you have been a NAUGHTY BOY if I see this again I'm
Warning you sonny. It will be DETENTION FOR YOU.

In your position, if my DD was old enough to toddle a few yards I would have folded the pushchair until it was not quite narrow enough to get past the van on the footpath, and forced it by the van making sure it left a nice gouge down the side.

Of course he knew why she was calling him a wanker Fakebook read the OP-'nice blocking of the pavement wanker' How much clearer could she make it?

YWNBU, as previously stated he was parked like a wanker & deserved to be told so.

YWBU and rude.

...so there!

Yabu fr being rude, yes that is my bugbear. I hav been known for squeezing my buggy (if possible) through th gap and scratching the persons car in th provess. Their aut they should not be parked illegally

@ Boomerwang

barred No it wasn't very clear actually. The lack of punctuation and quotation marks in the OP made it quite hard to read. But I suppose that's what you'd expect from a thi..coorrrrr time for bed.

At least it was a one off. One off my neighbours parks his car right across the pavement facing forwards into his drive every single day! He doesn't give a shit if you have to take your children out into the road to get by!

YANBU.

Love weekend I would slap a note onto his car if not call the police for parking illegally

Get yourself together, Fakebook. You know it's cheap behaviour to look down on someone because their written communication is poor.

YABU. You should have shouted 'willy willy willy' with accompanying hand gesture, as any MNetter knows.

Yeah. I'm cheap. I love a good bargain.