AIBU to change my name to Jonny Thrust?

[TiggyD]

That bloke who Married Winslet changed his name to Ned Rocknroll. I like the informal first name with a sexy dynamic surname. I thought of Jonny Thrust, or maybe Ricky Wildlove might be good new names for me. Boothby Graffoe, the comedian picked his name from a map. Leyton Buzzard sounds quite sexy but is too well known in this country. I like Ormsby StMichael too. Small village but maybe a bit too 'lounge singery'.

What would you choose as an alias/ new name?

I have many friends with similar names, which I can't write here as they're too googleable distinctive! One has the alias Johnny Rocket!

I used to look after a child with the surname "Power". Virtually every name sounds like a superhero name when there's "Power" at the end.

It's time for... Mavis Power!

I used to know a Simon Power. He was a bell end. I think that was his super power