to want 5 minutes to myself,

[mrsjay]

I am unsure if it is because im hormonal or just needing to get back to normal after christmas but god i just need 5 minutes peace, from well the Familiy dd is munching pringles AGAIN she has sat and munched her way throuh a whole tube just want her to go to bed
dd is up and down to the toilet and DH is yapping about nothing, I just cant seem to get away from people,

I know im hanging on in

I lock myself in the loo with the iPad and pretend i've gotthr trots when I feel like that!

I have nothing to add except I read that as "she has shat and munched her way through a whole tube"

Now that is fucking lazy unless she's eating them on the toilet

I have nothing to add except I read that as "she has shat and munched her way through a whole tube

out loud she just put the pringles down to see what I was laughing at

Dont buy pringles ...or try removing them hide them

she bought them herself bloody frigging noisey things she needs quavers or something ,

If anyone tried to remove my Pringles I'd bite them

Just sayin...

f anyone tried to remove my Pringles I'd bite them

Just sayin.

she growled at me when i asked for 1 earlier

oh they are watching something the recorded gonna take this moment to slip off to bed shhhh dont tell them

Wotsits or Skips. Dissolve on tongue. No crunching involved.

OP- YANBU. I'm looking forward to getting back into some sort of routine and having a bit of headspace again. There hasn't been much peace here. YY to licking oneself in loo and pretending to have trots.

Tempted to take down tree and decorations when we get back from Scotland tomorrow too.
Christmas is ovah. Bah humbug!

Damn. LOCKING, not licking!

Yesterday I went and sat on the stairs for half an hour, just so that I was on the 'right' side of the stair gate and away from DC and dogs. (DH was with DC). It was briefly the most peaceful place in the house - DH even brought me .

I chose the stairs as I can't even go to the toilet in peace.

Licking oneself in loo.

:o

YANBU op. Somedays most days really I just want to scream. I cant lock myself in the loo because as soon as I close the bathroom door someone will need in.

Its the multiple conversations that really fry me. DP in one ear, DD1 in the other while the baby is crying and I want to watch something on the news. Grr

YY to licking oneself in loo and pretending to have trots

I don't know whether to throw up or piss myself laughing!!

I can't wait for them all to go back to school (DH a teacher). They are driving me mental. If I hide they just wander round the house calling me...

Last time I had a poo the three of them were stood at the door, and the dog had gotten in so was at my knee making insistant eye contact.

If I hide they just wander round the house calling me

This.

Sounds funny when someone else is saying it but its really not.

Sage's version sounds much more fun than mine!

Sounds funny when someone else is saying it but its really not.

it isn't funny when it is happening ] feel a wee bit better today the pringles have finished and dh has declared himself invalid with a sore back, he has developed a 'hobble'

at dog eye contact in loo