To be so annoyed at pizza express.

[Pickles77]

I just rang to order the folks a takeaway for their friends (to pick up later) They want 4 Calzone.
Pizza express will not do calzone to take away.
Why? They haven't the right boxes.
They are cross, that's almost 45 pounds of food!!

"It's Little Pepperoni. He's been exploded by Saggy Calzone's gang."
"Sheeeit."

I am alive.... I've got no saggy calzone on my heed, nor my beeed and none in my car.
Now I have to listen to the ummming and arrrrhing of them over their calzone whilst I chill upstairs.

I've never been to Pizza Express and i refuse to pay £15+ for a pizza from Dominoes.

My local take away does pizza, chips, can of Pepsi and a dip for £5. Best thing ever

Lock stock and two smoking calzone's

See I agree SP what's wrong with a nice donner?

Our Pizza Express let their liquor license expire and forgot to renew it. They can't serve alcohol till after January. Guess where I won't be going for lunch.

I like the restartente ones from dr oetker. They are two pound!

Grips my shit paying all that money for bread tomatoes cheese and a few bits on top

And calling it a fancy name

I prefer pizza hut tbh. Love it!

What's the matter with you?
It's not really that bad!

Oh for crying out load:

Shuddup you face.

(It was only a matta of time)

The 25% off voucher (Jan 1st - 3rd offer) applied to takeaway but not set meals to take away.

I used it tonight. Not on Calzone though ;-)

You disrespected saggy? Look out.

I used to get a calzone takeaway from zizzi and they put it in a normal box with no exploding issues. Good thing i am going there tomrrow as i really want one now!

I'm still pissed off that pizza express got rid of the tortellini from their menu.

The only thing I liked there, and delicious it was too.