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AIBU?

To be so annoyed at pizza express.

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Pickles77 · 02/01/2013 15:26

I just rang to order the folks a takeaway for their friends (to pick up later) They want 4 Calzone.
Pizza express will not do calzone to take away.
Why? They haven't the right boxes.
They are cross, that's almost 45 pounds of food!!

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JustAHolyFool · 02/01/2013 17:47

"It's Little Pepperoni. He's been exploded by Saggy Calzone's gang."
"Sheeeit."

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Pickles77 · 02/01/2013 17:47

I am alive.... I've got no saggy calzone on my heed, nor my beeed and none in my car.
Now I have to listen to the ummming and arrrrhing of them over their calzone whilst I chill upstairs.

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SPsFanjoHasSatelliteNavigation · 02/01/2013 17:47

I've never been to Pizza Express and i refuse to pay £15+ for a pizza from Dominoes.

My local take away does pizza, chips, can of Pepsi and a dip for £5. Best thing ever

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Pickles77 · 02/01/2013 17:48

Lock stock and two smoking calzone's

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Pickles77 · 02/01/2013 17:50

See I agree SP what's wrong with a nice donner?

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crazycanuck · 02/01/2013 17:51

Our Pizza Express let their liquor license expire and forgot to renew it. They can't serve alcohol till after January. Guess where I won't be going for lunch.

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PickledInAPearTree · 02/01/2013 18:12

I like the restartente ones from dr oetker. They are two pound!

Grips my shit paying all that money for bread tomatoes cheese and a few bits on top

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Pickles77 · 02/01/2013 18:21

And calling it a fancy name

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SPsFanjoHasSatelliteNavigation · 02/01/2013 18:52

I prefer pizza hut tbh. Love it!

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complexnumber · 02/01/2013 19:46

What's the matter with you?
It's not really that bad!

Oh for crying out load:

Shuddup you face.

(It was only a matta of time)

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lurkerspeaks · 02/01/2013 23:19

The 25% off voucher (Jan 1st - 3rd offer) applied to takeaway but not set meals to take away.

I used it tonight. Not on Calzone though ;-)

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PickledInAPearTree · 02/01/2013 23:20

You disrespected saggy? Look out.

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AngryFeet · 02/01/2013 23:26

I used to get a calzone takeaway from zizzi and they put it in a normal box with no exploding issues. Good thing i am going there tomrrow as i really want one now!

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MimsyBorogroves · 02/01/2013 23:27

I'm still pissed off that pizza express got rid of the tortellini from their menu.

The only thing I liked there, and delicious it was too.