To think fuck the fuck off in your smug mobile.

[OscarPistoriusBitontheside]

We passed a Prius (pious) yesterday sporting a bumper sticker which declared in a multi-Pastel hues "born at home". AIBU to think this may be the smuggest car in Great Britain and should fuck off. (Lighthearted thread. )

[AlistairSim]

Kitchen floor, Kung?

How common!
Did n't you have time to get to the yurt?

[PessaryPam]

SoupDragon

'Why is it smug? Does it in any way proclaim that they are superior?

I think some of you have issues.'

Soupie it is a well known fact that Priuses produce clouds of Smug. It's a real pollution problem in San Francisco.

www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155203/the-perfect-storm-of-self-satisfaction

[MissCoffeeNWine]

The bed of woven lentils 'goes' better in the kitchen I have found.

Maybe there is some kind of proportionality between emissions smugness. Pious emissions of purest unicorn fart from vehicle making pious emissions of organic clad lotus woo babies at home more likely?

[trapclap]

Oh please, of course people who home birth think they are better...

[ivykaty44]

i had a hospital birth and don't care if you had a home birth, good for you if it makes you feel clever or better. Same as height is seen as a sign of health and better - it isn't tall people still get ill.....

[EauRougelyNight]

Oh please, of course people who home birth think they are better...

I'm sure some do, but not all of us. I couldn't give a shit where anyone else chooses to give birth as long as it works for them. I don't think home birth is better, just that it was better for me.

[TandB]

Alistair - it was the bathroom floor for me! I was just giving a generic example

Trapclap - that's not true of everyone. I think the more accurate generalisation would be to say that people who think they are better are more likely to make choices such as homebirthing and then go on about it forevermore.

[MerryChristMoose]

at Miss Coffee

[TheMonster]

Can I get one that says 'sucked out because we'd both had enough'?

[NaturalBaby]

You can get T-shirts that says 'I only drink mummy milk' or words to that effect.

[MissCoffeeNWine]

You can get T-shirts that say all kind of sanctimonious shit to be fair. I just ban any clothing with words on it before the child is old enough to read it.

Give me one example of someone who thinks they are inherently better because of the setting of their basest bodily function?

[Colliewollydoodle]

Hmm my 5 yr old ds had a fab t shirt that said muck spreader! Over the top of a tractor spreading muck! I thought very apt.

[Binfullofgibletsonthe26th]

Oh, but my dc had a tee that said "spit on that tissue, and I'm calling social services"

Don't ban that one!

[PickledInAPearTree]

That's brill! My mother used to do that. I still feel sick about it today.

[Chottie]

I find this insufferably smug........

[Stixswhichtwizzle]

Lol coffee 'cars and vaginas don't mix' that quote made my day!