To think fuck the fuck off in your smug mobile.

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We passed a Prius (pious) yesterday sporting a bumper sticker which declared in a multi-Pastel hues "born at home". AIBU to think this may be the smuggest car in Great Britain and should fuck off. (Lighthearted thread. )

I'm going to make a sticker that says 'cut out and proud'

i might make one that says 'nearly died but for modern medicine! [Praise the Lord]'.

:)

(Have decided not to get offended / upset and to celebrate the happy births that many have.)

"Born with a forceps after my poor old mum got her fanny and arse made into one big flappy hole"

Is there a market?

Pickled i think your people should talk to my people.

Marquesas that's the one! I should add I spied this lentil weaverey sticker near Newquay!

I too need a cut out and
Proud bumper sticker, hooray for
Modern medicine!

Oooh picked

I need one of those

I also thought it meant home birth for a baby. So it does refer to a home birth. It will be I'm a velcro baby next.

I wouldn't advertise the fact I was born in Sunderland

Pickled I have tears running down my face. I hope everything is in a better state now

Nothing wrong with that juneybean

Round two in six weeks.

I'm hoping for a better sticker this time

"My mum decided on a section, AND I'm bottle fed, and my mum's not even SORRY!" shall I have that on a t shirt?

YANBU

I'm with Eugusta sans the 'praise the Lord' and the addition of something that would make this thread un-lighthearted.

Stupid rainbow bumper sticker Prius owning half wits

Oh and ouch pickled My eyes are watering. That's maternal devotion

I am slightly gobsmacked at the need to tell random strangers on the motorway that your baby was born at home.

Did they have a conception one as well?

I'd like one that read : I'm here because of cheap Thai whiskey and skinny dipping!

I was a cheeky quick one on the bathroom of the Doncaster travel lodge"

Ds1's would read "the floor of my mums best friends bedroom and several bottles of wine".

Yay, let's get a range set up.

Do you think we could sell through "notonthehighstreet.com"

They love personalized gifts, don't they?

What about 'conceived & cultured in a petri dish' ? Would that one work?

"Result of an ovulation kit smiley face"

When I was a baby my sign would have read
"Experiment in the safe period method of contraception on board"

However, given everyones different birth experiences, perhaps our stickers should simply say

"Hurray for the NHS!"

Oh, I was born at home - I might get myself a t-shirt - not.

You know that "born at home" sticker linked to earlier in the thread, did anyone read the description?

"Support homebirth and wilderness conservation with this sticker!"

Wilderness conservation?!

Why is it smug? Does it in any way proclaim that they are superior?

I think some of you have issues.