to wonder what you would do right now if you could?

[mumof4sons]

I haven't see my FWB for quite a couple of weeks due to his job and now his DS visiting him for the holidays.

So right now, if I could, I'd be getting extremely hot and heavy with FWB.

What about you?

lol - Santas

To go to a spa and dive into a private pool.

Oh Humphrey how sad

Oh Humphrey - that's a shame - try not to give yourself too hard a time... You're nowhere near the midlands are you? My Mum has 4 lovely birds she's really struggling to find time to care for....

Poor Humphrey

Oh Humphrey please take Vivipru mum's birds. This thread was meant to be so you would find one another.

Sorry, I'm rather tipsy this evening! The thought of going to work tomorrow has driven me to wine!

I'd be buying the ticket that would guarentee to win me the Euroamillions.

Failing that I would like some painkillers that actually work, so my back, pelvis, hips and legs stop hurting enough for me to have the bloody duvet on tonight. Then I won't wake up freezing every half an hour!

I would be finished my degree, on holiday somewhere warm.

:D

Vivi

Sod being on a plane. I would be on a beach somewhere in the Caribbean. Children are there, but being well looked after by someone else. And I wouldn't have the flu.

Humphrey, poor chickens. Try not to blame yourself, bastard foxes can get in just about anywhere.

I'd be introducing my late mum and dad to my 3 kids

Failing that, sitting on the 'beach of death' in NZ

Wishing you a speedy recovery Rinder

I'd temporarily transfer my pregnancy to my husband so I could go sit in the garden, look at the stars, drink bourbon and coke and smoke hundreds of cigarettes, one after the other.

Oh, then I'd eat way more food than I currently can because of the blasted heartburn/constant stomach ache I get whenever I eat anything more substantial than a malteaser.

Oooh, then I'd put on a tight top and go clubbing without this massive belly in front of me.

Flying is so much fun Rindercella though. And of course I would be in first class...

thanks for the sympathy everyone - and the kind offer of actual chickens! (Although I fear not practical due to distance considerations Vivi) I love mumsnet

I would be at a airport with my OH and family going somewhere warm and lovely

I would have liked to have been without a fecking kidney infection and have been well enough to put a wreath on my late dd grave, 17yrs ago today, first time ever not been able to get there before Xmas.

Aw I'll trade PurrPurr I had my baby 2 weeks ago today and I'm really missing being pregnant cos I'm a contrary cow I still get to keep my baby though or no dice!

Snookie, first class without children is fun, you're right.

Mum, thank you.

Little less exciting than most of these, but I'd be moving into our new house, don't get the keys till Friday and I can't wait to get out of the shoe box we currently live in

Guilty - he'll understand. ((hug))

Guilty, I am so sorry xx

I'd be playing the new GameCube game I bought for Xmas. But I can't as I stupidly didn't realise it's a NTSC one not a PAL one and therefore wouldn't work :(

Although if we are really fantasising here I would be... knowing I didn't have to work tomorrow. Sadly I do. Hmmph.

(((((Guilty))))) so sorry. Hope you get well ASAP.