to wish pain upon the person who threw up down the side of my taxi?

[Bogeyface]

Ordered a taxi after seeing my sister, I went to get in and got a hand full of someones vomit.

Clearly, judging by the "splash zone", the person had opened the window and puked as the taxi was moving.

The driver was lovely, very apologetic, cleaned it up and (after I had run back into my sisters and washed my hands) offered me anti bac spray. But I want to chop my hand off.

AIBU to want the person who did this to have their Xmas ruined with a 10 day bout of proper full on Norovirus?

No YADNBU

i am shocked that the person who vomited in a taxi wasn't charged.

Mc the taxi driver didnt realise as it wasnt inside the taxi. He thinks it was the people who he took home before me and was shouting down the radio to get them charged as he took me home. He only realised when I shouted "OMG that is disgusting!". He didnt charge me any money at all.

Ewwww gross. They will probably be feeling a fair bit of pain by morning, if it helps!

Gross! When I was about 17 I was in a taxi coming home from a club. We put our drunk friend in the front seat and he sat with his head out the window. We got into the motorway and he started to vomit a lot. Unfortunately for us in the back seats, the back window didn't close properly so we were showered in his puke for the entire journey home. . Can't believe I had forgotten that until just now!!