to think it is NOT ON to sit down next to someone and start licking your arse?

[TheHoneyDragonsDrunkInTheIvy]

and loudly at that

QOD, I thought I was the only one who called it a lipstick!

Ha Chinglebells, stems back to a shocked 10yr old dd gasping "eww mum what's he licking?" Blow me down snort it actually looked lick lipstick ... Gross cat

My dog sits on my shoulder a la parrot, then lets rip.

Then, he has his dinner which, for those of you without smelly-MN, contains a whole egg to prevent weight loss. He is so grateful that he comes and stands over me, licking me...and inevitably burps in my face.