to think it is NOT ON to sit down next to someone and start licking your arse?

[TheHoneyDragonsDrunkInTheIvy]

and loudly at that

Ideally MrsVamos you'd not have to do either

Well, yes, but can't have everything.

My cat likes to lick his "area" then he sits back all vacant with the tip of his lipstick out

Cats are very impressive when they lick their 'area' and can put their leg vertical in the air. I wish I were that flexible, but obviously not to lick my own area

I dunno everything... Could be fun?

I'd prefer him to lick his arse than to start humping my leg.

Especially if he was Worra's dh.

I think that's why we have Position No. 69, is it not ?

I wouldn't want to lick my own.

My dog's never forgiven me for swapping the carpet for wood flooring

Scooting his arse across it just doesn't have the same effect it would seem.

Mary just shake your leg and ignore the damp patch

He doesn't take long to finish...bless him.

jay dog shows me his bits before he licks um then looks as if to say do you wanna go

the OP made me spit out vodka when I read the title I never let go of vodka for just anybody

He sounds like an asthmatic face down in a pie eating competition.

It's all... "Mmpphh, hmmpph, snort, tick tick tick, snozzle-snort

Oh good god

You should see his face when I've screamed his name for the 3rd time and he finally stops...it's like "Jeez chill out woman - what??"

.it's like "Jeez chill out woman - what??"

Does my dog occasionally toddle out and live with you Worra ???
You are describing her perfectly. Its spooky.

Hahahaha

I was considering getting a dog recently. Up until this thread, in fact. And then Worras description reminded me...nope. NOT getting a dog now. HATE That noise!

Your welcome Zebra

Snozzle Snort

^ that's the exact sound, brilliant

newdog is our first male pet and they fairly get stuck in about their area dont they our girl pets had a lick but he shows us his erm all

Worra you have me crying with laughter here. Much needed. Thanks .

I have to say I do admire his confidence.

He thinks his body is so amazing...in particular his genitals which he's so deeply proud of.

He thinks nothing of strolling into a lounge full of visitors, laying flat on his back and opening his legs for all to see and admire.

The women will politely tickle his tummy while he gives the men that 'knowing' wink...as if to say you wish you had this power don't you?

Worra you have me crying with laughter here. Much needed. Thanks

and me I did that stupid laugh that you about and im on my own was laughing like a loon

Just avoid getting a dog who sleeps in your room. Especially if they loudly scratch and the bell on their collar jingles in rhythm to you shagging. I challenge even the most experienced professional to not get an attack of the softies

f they loudly scratch and the bell on their collar jingles in rhythm to you shagging. I challenge even the most experienced professional to not get an attack of the softies

OH STOP