to think it is NOT ON to sit down next to someone and start licking your arse?

[TheHoneyDragonsDrunkInTheIvy]

and loudly at that

it the SOUND of it that gets me. Slurp, schlurrrp, schuuuurrrrrrp, ngungungu (what could possibly need nibbling?!?!) Schluuurrp.

It's not the jingling collar. It's the unfamiliar tongue.

Jay

MrsChristmas sadly the tongue isn't entirely unfamiliar to my DH

Considering he's felt it more than once on his arse when he's been < cough > busy with me...

On the subject of sex...does anyone else's dog throw themselves at you and give you sympathetic cuddles afterwards, whilst giving your DH an evil stare like he's just put you through hell or something?

My DH has been known to apologise to our Jack Russell Terrier and give him a Dentastix by way of compensation for what he had to witness.

I settle for a cup of hot chocolate

is off i cant cope

I encouraged DP to motorboat me earlier. A good time was had by all. Looked up to see Darling Dog slinking out of the room backwards. I think we scared him. He doesn't come into our bed DP says he has enough with me growling and shedding on the bed so darling dog is wary of DP playing rough with me or us play fighting.

My old girl was like that, Worra. And was known to have stayed on the bed for the whole time. We just moved over a bit !

Old boy is so used to it, he doesn't do anything. Mind you, he sleeps under the bed, so doesn't bear witness.

Young pup would probably back up to DH as if to say "my turn".

Haven't had a shag for ages

It's funny the way they maintain a discreet distance, and then jump straight up as soon as you're done (not DP, just me ), and look balefully at the person they regard as the agent of your misfortune, yes .

Funny for me, at least. For DP, I expect, less so.

Oh fuckety fuck I have to know what motorboating means??

I encouraged DP to motorboat me earlier.

he did what

I am not goggiling worra you do it

Not me Jay I'm far too innocent

never let dogs in the room the cat used to wait until we were finished and then jump back on the bed such manners she had

I had to look it up

Oh ok well that is different

I havnt the assets to do that would be a pointless thing to do

I have beestings

Licking I could turn a blind eye to...
but my guinea-pigs (mainly Guinea-Pig 2) passes wind while sitting on my shoulder.
Then eats his droppings (they have to do this it's not just some nasty habit)

Then glares at me like I'm going to steal his precious undigested turds from him.

(You're quite safe piggie, quite safe)

All I saw in the 'thread's I'm on' bit was "licking I could turn a blind eye too....but my guinea-pigs....."

I really didn't know if it was safe to click on the thread.

And I am very relieved to find that it only involves farting and said guinea eating his own poo.

Phew.

Ohhh, no no no MrsChristmas.

Read upthread...
dogs balls, cats' bums and motorboating (no I don't know either)

My pooh eating rodents are tame

Oh dear lord.

3 yr old DD with autism 'motorboats' people, according to that description.

We're trying to teach her not to, & about boundaries & personal space, but she really really loves boobies & struggles to supress the urge to nuzzle them.

Not just mine, Paeds, Doctors, Nurses, MPs, Teachers, Neighbours.
If you have a cleavage then DD is going to want to snuggle up & blow raspberries on it. Perhaps I shouldn't have weaned her quite so early.

At least he/she isn't being a disgusting as mine was yesterday, stroking two of them either side of me and number 3 wanted attention so she licked my arm pit , biggest case of eeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuwwwwwww I've had in a long time.

I am crying at this thread.

Especially the DH who apologises with Dentastix

My dog only gets his cock out for MIL. She is traumatised every time she visits.

y d