sorry, but can't whatserface -super-bum Pippa Middleton leave the house without professional make-up and blow dry????

[fromparistoberlin]

"Hi Pips, kate is a bit down. she has really bad morning sickness, like REALLY bad- she cant keep anything down..she is on a drip."

"OK, OK, poor Kate" hangs up

Pippa, "Carlene -makeup girl, get here NOW. Kate is in some hospital and I NEED my hair and make-up done ASAP as need to go visit

I mean really? its not normal is it? If that was sister I'd be straight there, in my trackies and4-day hair if needs be????

Maybe she just has awesome hair?

Yes, you are being very unreasonable. What she does to her hair is nothing to do with you.

Can you imagine the tabloid uproar if she did though?

"NEWSFLASH - Pippa Middleton looks ORDINARY!"

YABU but love the super-bum bit

Thing is, Pippa probably always looks pretty immaculate.

It probably took her 30 mins tops to look like that.

I wouldn't leave the house looking less than perfect if some twat with a camera was going to make sure everyone in the western hemisphere got a good look.

Well, she needs to, doesn't she?

Her sister was ill but was being treated. There wasn't great urgency.

It's precisely because of threads like this (spurious interest in - and ill-tempered criticism of - people not personally known to one) that she feels compelled to take care what she looks like. Poor bugger.

Exactly what Verlaine said.

Oh, I forget about that gizzled little shit Karl Lagerfield

"On the other hand, her sister struggles," Lagerfeld told The Sun. "I don't like the sister's face. She should only show her back."

OK, OK........

TBH, if I thought someone was going to shove a camera in my face and sell the pictures to media around the world, I would make an effort to look amazing.
All she wanted to do was visit her sister in hospital.

Well I think she looks lovely and you sound a tiny bit envious of her

Karl needs to get out more
If I looked like her I would be more than happy

I'm Mediterranean and I find Pippa very ordinary looking, even a bit hard-looking. People wouldn't honestly spare her a glance in Southern Europe.

Kate looks much better, but I save my real envy for the English Roses or Fiery Scottish Ginger chics.

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Wow, really odd syntax. Made sense in my head.

Don't envy me poppy!