To think that my reprobate cousin shouldn't be having a baby?

[BaublesAndCuntingCarolSingers]

My cousin (I don't have a lot to do with her tbh because she is a chavdoes my head in) has just announced on Facebook that she and her "hubz" (boyfriend) are having a baby. She is not even 8 weeks pregnant

My reasons for this are:

1. A few weeks ago she was doing FB statuses berating "the hubz" for hitting on other gyals and doing those wanky "Y wud u go lukin 4 burggers when u got stake at home???" statuses. She is a child in a childish relationship.

1. About an hour after announcing her news on FB she updated her status saying "2 all de haterz out dere imma gonna be a GOOD MOM stop PMing me ur hate not intrested BYE"

1. Neither of them work.

1. She is immature. For example, at a relative's funeral a few weeks back, she sat texting through the whole thing. It was painful to watch.

1. Apparently, according to her Vicki Pollard mates who've been writing business all over her FB wall, my cousin has being trying to conceive for TWO YEARS! WTAF?! Why would you be trying THAT hard to conceive when you live in a flat, neither of you have a job and your boyfriend sounds like a penis? Why?

1. Her twin sister announced the pregnancy on HER FB before her sister had even done it. My head is spinning with confusion. I wonder how I share genes with these people.

I didn't think the OP's post or motivation was awful but it is bringing all the benefit bashing right wingers out of the woodwork for sure [headdesk]

But lots of decent types too..so stay, usual

I like being called a Daily Mailer.

FWIW, being on benefits and having a baby isn't a problem if THAT is your only problem, IYSWIM? My mum and dad were in a cahhhhhncil flat (high rise too, so I win) when I got borned. But my dad was working, just in a poorly paid job so they got income support/benefits. Difference is though, they were in a stable relationship, my dad worked and I WAS AN ACCIDENT. You read that right folks. A fucking GOOD ACCIDENT though, huh?

People are missing the point spectacularly that you KNOW your cousin and are judging her to be useless because of how she acts, not making a snap judgment about her being on benefits or whatever.

I think that's it, Fanj. It's easier for me to say why she isn't equipped for this because I know all of her other foilbles not listed here.

It was the kind of accident that most can only dream of!

Oooh you cheeky mare!

I was at my mum and dad's wedding.

IN MY MUM'S BELLY.

Look at Chantelle and Alex. They had been together for a very short time when they decided to have a bubz. Poor old Chantelle did not even Know aalex long enough to realise he liked a bit of cross dressing hence it comi g as a horrible shock later. Even I knew that of Roxanne!! thanks to Closer

Chantelle should never have allowed Alex to impregnate her just because he has the IQ of a fucking plug. He is a rotter. Poor Dolly.

Damn iPhone.

I bet cuzzii will be doing one of those FB statuses about 7 hours into being a mother saying "I'm not just a mom I am a cook, nurse, photographer, teacher yadda yadda yadda"

What is the opposite of "peng"?

Yes. I feel very sorry for Dolly. Also Chantelle. I think Preston fucked her over and it has been a nightmare for her since.

Aww Buppers, I was just randomly joining in, the stairs talk made me laugh.
I don't think you are a Daily Mailer.
FWIW, I know plenty of your cuzzies, and I disapprove

Opposite of peng?
Butters.

Hold up - Alex Reid - him of the lonely brain cell and the mug of roadkill cross dresses

PLease let that be true.

YANBU. I hate people who say 'to all da haterz'

IQ of a fucking plug. PMSL

Fucking well hold onto your hat, Sue:

www.google.co.uk/search?q=alex+reid+roxanne&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari#miuv=3

To be absolutely honest, I do quite like the turn if phrase 'haterz'

But mrsD I doubt you'd have been putting all that stuff on your fb status all them years ago ( if there had been such a thing obviously )

Some young girls do make good mums. I suppose facebook is a place to stand and spout your stuff and it's not the real you but I think that for many of these girls it is the real them.

Ds gf wrote some appalling statuses. Not dissimilar to bups DN. Honestly just low life, grotty, horrible stuff. Ranting and slagging people off. I hated seeing them so I took her off. She isn't the best mother in reality and I have to stand by and watch her bring up my GS because she will not listen to any advice. She knows best. But actually she know not a lot.

Sad.

Yanbu!!!!

I say haterz. Tongue in cheek mind.

I think the issue you here is should you be bringing a child into the world when you clearly still think/behave like a petulant child yourself?