to want answers to these S&B questions?

[HullyEastergully]

Why are:

1. Certain items of clothing = "mumsy" eg bootcuts, tunics, some boots but not others (forget which)

1. Short wide jumpers are inherently better than others

1. Anyone over a size 12 = fat

1. Fat = mumsy

1. That thinking the above makes you a cleverer and more knowing alnd all-round better person with a slight pitying disdain for those that don't agree.

Lastly I would like a definition of "Mumsy" and why it is an insult.

Thank you.

Oh ok. Anyway, my 1yo eventually napped for two glorious hours and I had a lovely long bath. What did I miss?

I have two Hush dresses. They are dresses not tunics

this one
and
this one

The first one is a smock

The second is a tunic

They have nice things, but fancy only doing cms..how poncey

The first one has those funny arms.
The second one is a sweatshirt.

What's cms?

I love Hush. When I am rich I shall swan around all day wearing Hush clothes and clutching a cup of coffee.

what's cms?

But what's with the funny arms? I think raglan sleeves sit nicer.

Child minders?

Why do they call the clothes "off duty"? They look v smart to me.

centimetres ffs

Because their target markert is the 4 emergency services.

Arhh, dint cry hilly?
I am sitting, sad and lonely next to my woodburner. I should be crying.

shurrup, crying at the 4 emergency services even tho I don't kjnow who the 4th is.

Why are you alone?

You should read

Read The Last Samurai.

You'll thank me.

DH not here in the week. I would read that but my kindle went in the bath.
Fire's out.
The AA of course

No don't.

Read Dorthy Whipple.

She is the perfect accompaniment to a slightly melancholic evening by the woodburner. She'll put a tear in your eye and yet a song in your heart. Read Someone at a Distance. or They Were Sisters.

You'd be happy in Hush togs Tufty

All week every week?

That is hard.

Don't put kindles in the bath, they don't like it.

So would I, lovely Hush TUNICS all round.

I probably would Djembie but for now my Norwegian jumper is keeping me warm.
Thanks Hully, yes, every week. I do need a bit of a book buying session. I've got The Sisters Brothers, Patrick DeWitt. I was given it as a present and not read it yet. Have you read it?

I liked it v much, but I like cowboys and blood...

Right I'm going to read that.
Don't leave red wine on a wood burner, it tastes foul! Night.

night nigjt

The Sisters Brothers is amazing!

Thank you for the hair tips. I keep trying to pluck up the courage to go for the big chop but I'm scurrred.