to think the 'f' in front of all the emoticons is just MNHQ's way of getting us

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all to use an abbreviated swear word, thus preventing the 'you lot all swear too much, stop doing it' threads that pop up from time to time occurring during the season of 'goodwill to all'?

Although, putting 'c' in front to get the hat might have been possibly worse.