....to think my name change is rubbish

[Santasapunkatheart]

You all have such funky fun name changes but mine is pants. Not nice expensive undies but ones that were rejected by Primark.

Anyway, it's here.

Thanks christmasspirit think ill go with reindeer

I can't think of one, can someone think me up a witty fun Christmas name? Pretty please?

browniebaresalltosanta

browniebearscuddlychristmas

brownbearroastingbyanopenfire

I love that image, chris!

Thank you

I can't think of a good Christmas one either. I'm still on my halloween name from 2011

Can someone think of a witty name for me too please? Am in a foul mood and need to feel the festive love

TwastheDawnbeforexmas

Goodkingwewerefirstlookedout

wewereherefirsttowishyouamerryXmas - possibly too long?
wesaidHoHoHofirst ?
Santawasherefirst ?

Yay! Thank you chrismissymoomoomee!

You're welcome

Any ideas for my name?

mypussysingscarols
mypussyiscalledjinglebells
myreindeeriscalledcaramel
mypussyisaqualitystreetcaramel

I think SantaSpunk is quite festive OP. I'm imagining Santa saying "HO HO HO" as it happens.

Sometiggy It's Santasapunk at heart.

See what missing an apostrophe does!

Too late. I've now got a mental image of Santa sneaking into ladies' bedrooms and filling their stockings...

Santa would never betray Mrs Claus like that. He just wouldn't.

Santa's spunk would be white, fluffy - the texture of snow.

This talk is vulgar!

Santa did betray Mrs Claus but he said he loved me and he was leaving hee once Christmas was over!

Me too! That white beardy bugger!

I thought I was the one for him. I even changed me nickname to prove to him I am his!

Santaclawsoffmyman!