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"Blue waffle" on my Facebook newsfeed?!! Scrolled down on my news feed to see a full picture of it - nearly vomited!

Blue waffle is indeed a myth. It's photoshopped, there is no medical condition that would turn your fanjo blue. However it's still a genuine minge, so shouldn't be on Facebook.

I just googled space docking- it's the only one I didn't know about (although I wish I could forget what munting is!) My poor poor brain!

What's wrong with Dragon Butter? Tis a delicious patriotic treat no?

(safe link, promise)

I have just seen Terry Wogan's cock.

Not a sentence I expected to type in my lifetime.

I just looked up space docking and got lots of pics from NASA.

at Santa!

Oh my God, I am traumatised for life (again) Thanks Curious Mama :)

I have never heard the term before but now I know what it is I certainly would think less of someone who posted a photo to their fb profile. They would be defended without delay.

OP's message apart, how can I get rid of Tesco messages on Facebook, please? I don't evben know why they appear.

Someone sent me a link to Meat Spin at work once...I clicked it with the sound on!!

Thanks god I didn't Google it!

Yule You probably "liked" the page. Just go on and unlike. Unfortunately, If a few friends like or comment on something it'll come up in your feed. This will also happen if just one friend does if there's nothing else for FB to show you IYSWIM. No real way to stop that apart from hiding individual friend's posts. Trouble is, some if the really irritating stuff on my feel is there via actual RL friends that I WANT to see updates on! Grrr.

First world problems.

Ooh I was well expecting a naked Terry Wogan picture- that link is a little tame!

I just googled 1man1jar thinking how bad can it be......

I've been wondering what's wrong with dragon butter. It's Welsh butter!

Cezella you sound disappointed!

That's the one CuriousMama

And don't google dragon butter ....

Oh, the do not google list.

Don't be tempted, resist, honestly. It's bad enough coming across these things by accident, don't actively look for them. You'll just feel disappointed in yourself and a little bit nauseous.

The last time I traumatised myself was completely by accident. A friend was going to Belgium for a long weekend and being foodies we were having a look at what would be a typical Belgian breakfast.

She did not order it.

There are some really grim things out there!

What's worse is that I've heard of all of these, and not through Mumsnet...Although I sat through 56 Meat Spins