He is a git. That is official!
I took him to the bank as he is deaf and sometimes struggles to follow the instructions, he was there to take out quite a lot of money to pay a bill, and put into a savings account at a different bank.
He stood there, in front of all of the cashiers and customers, and said at the top of his voice to me "ARE YOU SURE MY ROOF NEEDS DOING? IT SEEMS VERY EXPENSIVE"
I nearly DIED! He on the other hand, thinks it was the funniest thing in the world and is still giggling about it now, nearly 2 hours later!