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to wonder how a penis can be used to strike someone?

32 replies

MrsjREwing · 24/11/2012 13:50

I can understand it can be used to sexually assault someone, how would a penis be used to hit someone? Confused. A man in the US has been imprisoned for five days over the strike. He struck his wife after offering her £15 for sex, which she refused as she was flying abroad to have sex with someone she met on the internet instead Confused.

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VonHerrBurton · 24/11/2012 13:51

How fucked up is that marriage? Jeez.

AnyaKnowIt · 24/11/2012 13:53

Have you got a link?

Fakebook · 24/11/2012 13:53

(I may regret this but) link please!

Glimmerberry · 24/11/2012 13:55

Google turkey slap big brother australia.

MrsjREwing · 24/11/2012 13:56

Can't on phone and I read it in DMonline.

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LynetteScavo · 24/11/2012 13:57

Maybe he has a really, really long willy.

And if my DH was going to offer money for sex, I would be totally offended at £15. I'm worth an awful lot more.

FreakySnuckerCupidStunt · 24/11/2012 13:58

Cock slap! Grin

Celticlassie · 24/11/2012 14:05

Not the best thread to start on when you've just spent the last hour lurking on feminism...

Fakebook · 24/11/2012 14:05

I could only find this by googling "daily mail jail penis striker"

this

CaptainBarnaclesDaddyman · 24/11/2012 14:07

It's all in the hips...

hf128219 · 24/11/2012 14:11

It's called a Helicopter Penis

VisualiseAHorse · 24/11/2012 14:11

£15? I'd be annoyed too! I'm worth at least £22.

MimsyBorogroves · 24/11/2012 14:14

"This was not his normal conduct" Well, you'd hope not.

Does it get more offensive the longer, or the shorter the appendage?

Strawhatpirate · 24/11/2012 14:14

Maybe he waited until she was asleep and then stood beside her and whapped her about the face with it. Like a man of the Georgian era demanding a dual!

honeytea · 24/11/2012 14:18

She shold have just hit him back on the willy, surely it is not a good idea to go into combat with the most delicate bit of your body Confused

Sunnywithachanceofshowers · 24/11/2012 14:21

I really shouldn't laugh but... I'd have smacked the stupid sod on the knob.

What a terrible marriage.

MrsjREwing · 24/11/2012 14:21

They sound like an odd pair, what a thing to have on a CRB.

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ChocHobNob · 24/11/2012 14:25

It was his estranged wife.

Sunnywithachanceofshowers · 24/11/2012 14:26

I'm assuming he's a shower rather than a grower. Or his hips would have hit her head...

McChristmasPants2012 · 24/11/2012 14:36

daily mail jail penis striker Pmsl i almost spat my coffee out.

CoolaSchmoola · 24/11/2012 14:40

Fakebook - did you scroll down on that link? I feel sick..... The next story is worse.

Shodan · 24/11/2012 14:46

The way it read it sounded like he kept his (detached) penis in his pocket.

MrsjREwing · 24/11/2012 14:47

ewww the story beneath.

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Alisvolatpropiis · 24/11/2012 14:58

Cock slap innit?

Never experienced one myself...don't think any ex's were that way inclined plus I would punch them in the balls not like it at all Grin

Bunnygotwhacked · 24/11/2012 15:06

got visions of him doing the swing your pants dance minus the pants

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