To feel sorry for people living in Tunbridge Wells? (Monster on the loose)

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[URL="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2236709/The-Beast-Tunbridge-Wells-Terrified-walker-claims-8ft-tall-creature-demonic-red-eyes-long-arms-roared-historic-towns-woods.html?ito=feeds-newsxml"]The Beast of Tunbridge Wells: Terrified walker claims 8ft-tall creature with demonic red eyes and long arms roared at him in historic town's woods[/URL]

I would hate to meet this creature as it looks very scary. They should capture it and put it in a traveling show so everyone can see it.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2236709/The-Beast-Tunbridge-Wells-Terrified-walker-claims-8ft-tall-creature-demonic-red-eyes-long-arms-roared-historic-towns-woods.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

You really believe this? Really?

I love that the article's "file picture" of the town where so many people see this mythical creature is one of a pub.

It might have been a very tall, very drunk man in his way home from a costume party

I read the headline as, "terrified wanker".

How telling that there's a picture of a pub in the article...

Oh I DO hope it's true - then we can have letters about the 8 foot tall demonic creature with red eyes and long arms from "Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells"

Why no picture of angry locals with arms crossed?

"terrified wanker"

You'd be terrified if that creature caught you wanking!

OP, I don't think there's any need to expand on why you feel sorry for the people of Tunbridge Wells! Just feeling sorry them because....is enough.

Hahahaha @ terrifiedwanker. I laughed!

PMSL at terrified wanker! I think he's exaggerating at 8ft! Red eyed monster is probably pretty acurate though!

ferocious 8 foot monster with red eyes

Possibly even more terrified if you caught that creature wanking

I love that they're likening it to Bigfoot another creature that doesn't exist

Read the first comment in the comments section underneath the article

Terrified Wanker on lose in TW, classic!
Not funny though I have been suffering from this red eye condition for twelve months now and so what if I don't shave my legs, it's November!

My in-laws live in Tunbridge Wells. I must remind FIL that nipping across the Common wearing MIL's fur coat is a bad idea.