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To feel sorry for people living in Tunbridge Wells? (Monster on the loose)

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Cozy9 · 22/11/2012 09:21

[URL="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2236709/The-Beast-Tunbridge-Wells-Terrified-walker-claims-8ft-tall-creature-demonic-red-eyes-long-arms-roared-historic-towns-woods.html?ito=feeds-newsxml"]The Beast of Tunbridge Wells: Terrified walker claims 8ft-tall creature with demonic red eyes and long arms roared at him in historic town's woods[/URL]

I would hate to meet this creature as it looks very scary. They should capture it and put it in a traveling show so everyone can see it.

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BadgersBottom · 22/11/2012 09:24

You really believe this? Really?

EmmelineGoulden · 22/11/2012 09:25

I love that the article's "file picture" of the town where so many people see this mythical creature is one of a pub. Grin

picnicbasketcase · 22/11/2012 09:25

It might have been a very tall, very drunk man in his way home from a costume party Confused

AudrinaAdare · 22/11/2012 09:26

I read the headline as, "terrified wanker".

CaptainBarnaclesDaddyman · 22/11/2012 09:28

How telling that there's a picture of a pub in the article...

Xiaoxiong · 22/11/2012 09:28

Oh I DO hope it's true - then we can have letters about the 8 foot tall demonic creature with red eyes and long arms from "Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells" Grin

OlaRapaceFru · 22/11/2012 09:28
Grin
CaptainBarnaclesDaddyman · 22/11/2012 09:31

Why no picture of angry locals with arms crossed?

GobblersSparklyExplodingKnob · 22/11/2012 09:34

"terrified wanker"

Rindercella · 22/11/2012 09:36
Grin

You'd be terrified if that creature caught you wanking!

OP, I don't think there's any need to expand on why you feel sorry for the people of Tunbridge Wells! Just feeling sorry them because....is enough. Smile

OHforDUCKScake · 22/11/2012 09:38

Hahahaha @ terrifiedwanker. I laughed!

MrsMangoBiscuit · 22/11/2012 09:40

PMSL at terrified wanker! I think he's exaggerating at 8ft! Red eyed monster is probably pretty acurate though! Grin

CaptainBarnaclesDaddyman · 22/11/2012 09:42

ferocious 8 foot monster with red eyes

HarlettOScara · 22/11/2012 09:43

Possibly even more terrified if you caught that creature wanking Grin

I love that they're likening it to Bigfoot another creature that doesn't exist

valiumredhead · 22/11/2012 09:52

Read the first comment in the comments section underneath the article Grin

cheekybaubles · 22/11/2012 09:56

Terrified Wanker on lose in TW, classic! Grin
Not funny though I have been suffering from this red eye condition for twelve months now and so what if I don't shave my legs, it's November!

oopslateagain · 22/11/2012 10:20

My in-laws live in Tunbridge Wells. I must remind FIL that nipping across the Common wearing MIL's fur coat is a bad idea.

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