To be the only one still suspicious about this whole affair?

[Tweasels]

Has everyone gone soft?

What happened to the unnecessary threats of genital beatings?

Everyone has started Pom Pom waving in response to netmums style posts and talking about chocolate fingers.

Can we get a bit back to normal now?

You are not alone

Phew.

I was getting worried.

You're not alone, I just think no-one is saying
It

There was a thread then a thread about a thread then two more threads about the thread about the first thread then one about Olivia deleting/locking one or all of the above and now this which may or may not be about all or none of the above. AIBU to be confused?
NB I didn't want to start yet another thread.

I do know that saying it out loud is not going to end well.....

But it needed saying, just for balance.

I'm confused by the whole thing TBH.. and have refrained from posting on any of the threads just in case

Wasn't someone planning an invasion on another forum...

Tisn't a thread about a thread which was about a thread.

I have no idea what you're talking about. I've been doing housework all day, not sitting on here speculating shit about other people's lives.

It is merely an observation about the general mood on here tonight. Totally innocent, nothing to see here.

From* not on

Oh and fwiw I am with you :-)

The only bouncy castle on my thread is shaped like a giant cock and balls a la Phoenix Nights.

Did anyone remember to invite Olivia?

To clarify. Me and DS are not figuratively bouncing on Tweasels giant cock and balls. I thank you.

Invite her to what?

What the fuck have I missed?

You can bounce on my inflatable cock any day Wilson (maybe leave DS at home though eh!)

??

Are the threads gone? I have copies. Shhh...

Oh fuck. I fell asleep again didn't I? I have missed it all again.

Shhhhhh, someone has already mentioned O L I V I A

They'll be onto us soon.

I don't want to have to restart the tit punching.

bouncy castle

Punching and bouncing.

Such fun!

cough i may have got up to page 28ish? and then when i came back poof twas gone. did tother poster return? could someone pm me?!! pwetty please!!

Can't believe I missed it!! So mad at myself for falling asleep