To think that we know its Christmas because of all those SHITE perfume/aftershave adverts on the telly.

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Why do they try to be so clever and churn out utter utter UTTER fucking shit adverts???

I wont buy any on principle...

Ok, as you were, rant over..
peace and goodwill to you all

Brad Pitt. Say no more.

That stupid advert with the woman in the ballon (Keira Knightly.). I don't know which perfume it's for but I wouldn't buy it just because of the advert.

Ze stoopid breathless French accents
The panting
The sulky women

God they are all such a cliche!

Yy

The whispering

THEN THE SHOUTING

then the whisper

THEN THE SHOUTY

THE SHOUTY

then the whisper "pour homme. Pour femme. Pour l'whole world"

Remember the incredibly awful Nicole Kidman ones from a few years back. Think it was for Chanel.

Most of them manage to make their celeb stars look bloody awful as well!

Poor Keira Knightly, and she's a good looking girl to be fair

I love that one with that guy where he says "I'm not going to be the person I'm expected to be" in a sultry voice, then all the walls fall down and he walks off, cocky as you like.

I like perfume ads. The Kiera Knightly (sp?) On the bike is awful.

Ha ha ha Karma:

"I'm a Darrncer. I LOVE TO DARRRNCE"

Comedy gold

I do like the JPG ones though, because they look so beautiful but they're all so formulaic.

Do something new!

j'adorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre

enough said.

Keira Knightly might be good looking, but god, she's annoying!

J'adorrrrrrrre. I bloody loathe that advert. You never hear a good broad Bit of YOrkshire or West Country or whatever on these

By 'eck, have a sniff of that love!

That's more like it

I've never liked Brad Pitt, but whenever I see him in that bloody Chanel no.5 advert, I would like to punch his face in.