To imagine what you all look like?

[AntoinetteCosway]

There are some posters who I have very clear images of in my head. They are probably bollocks! Formed partly from user names and partly from 'voices'.

For example, LRD is, in my head, very tall. She has a pixi hair cut and wears slim, tailored clothes.

Hecate wears a lot of black. She is only ever in the kitchen, from where she dispenses wise words and rules the world.

MrsTerryPratchett is a brunette.

As you were

People probably think I am very small, wear black & red, never brush my hair and live in a tent outside of St Pauls or a tree anyone dare to imagine what I look like.

I always though anyfucker was short and sturdy with tattoos and fluffy slippers, aged about 45 and Noddy looked like...well noddy. I always imagine rabbit being very tall and neat and conservative and catgirl having long red swishy hair and little pointy ears. I am probably way off. Hully must look mad and KRITIQ is posh hippy.

See, now that's ALL I see you are very petite with long dark hair and a blunt fringe. You wink a lot.

Mini I picture you as being quite short and slim with blonde choppy hair. I think you can be a bit cheeky and like a laugh but are quite sensitive at heart.

BlameItOnTheCuervHoHoHo I had imagined you as tall, blond, athletic with a big smile now I imagine you to be short dark exotic wearing a shawl and hunched over a crystal ball spot on, do you do readings! I'm even sitting here, not winking but scrunching up my eyes because the sun in streaming in.

Myboots must be a robust outdoor person who is tall and slim??????

Oooooh, spooky! Maybe I do have a fifth sense

I think Blameit is tall and jovial and likes to down a few tequilas when the kids do their homework, then cooks burritos ( ?) for their tea. She does her make up i n the car mirror on the way to school, but only if she can be arsed.

mini Wow your good. I am tall and slim and most definitely an outdoor person. I like to think im pretty robust(did you cheat and look on my profile?)

Ha, the last time there was a thread like this someone said I must look like someone from a Richard Curtis film, all wispy blonde hair and floaty skirts.

Absolutely true. In the dream I had where he made a film about a shortarse fatty in a midlands pit village

chandon is very glam, like a stylish Parisian, always has a cigarette in a holder and wears spike heels and a pencil skirt.

Chandon is a very severe ice-queen type blonde

I've actually worked out how you put a gallery on here now. I also thought my profile was visible but it wasn't. I am crap at MN obviously.

Oh do me please!!!! I live these threads!

vicar - you just got the hair colour and length wrong. Spot on otherwise

Fairies are you quite slim and petite, with a little button nose? I imagine you being quite cute? Quite a bubbly person, with blue eyes?

I am, of course, probably entirely wrong. As usual

I am not tall, and I have red hair. I am v meh about make up (except nail polish) I can't drink anymore, but if I do I get v loud and bolshy and once set the bar where I worked alight doing flaming sambucas after workl with customers! I am an exotic cook though, and insist that ds try everything I cook.

oh, and I have ridiculously long legs for someone so bloody short.

Snap, my legs look too long, my waist is under my arm pits unless I disguise it with low wasted skirts (that's easy because nothing bloody fits properly)
At least you can claim to have set the room alight, I walk in and no one notices, probably because I'm not very tall.

MyBoots, I did look, you are very pretty, how do you look so young with so many children?

I am short all over. My legs are 26 inch long I have toddler legs

Dh finds it hilarious, well he did until we went out one night and I wore hot pants and wedges. For a laugh we measured how long my legs were with heels and they were just shy of 36 inches. And I looked like bloody bambi.

It was only the bar. Thank god. We got it out v quickly. I also tend to blend into the background when sober though. Its as if I am kim basinger from blind date.

I'm slim but tallish. Not cute I aim for the geek chic look complete with specs, vintage clothes and either converse it biker boots. Just a weird dork basically

I look like tree stump

Oh, I'm 5'1

blame you are tall! I'm 4 foot 10 and a halve.

Sp, but at least you are young. I am old. So look like an aging gnome/deer hybrid.

Kim, you have a sleek shoulder length dark blonde bob, with a heavy fringe. You wear contacts.

I am very tall and pale with dyed red hair and I wear a lot of leopard print.