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to think there are certain words that should never come out of an adult's mouth?

175 replies

GretaGip · 15/11/2012 22:19

Mean.

'Snot fair

Bobbies

I'm sure there's more...

OP posts:
TENDTOprocrastinate · 16/11/2012 16:39

It's a bloody rectangle!!

Jingleflobba · 16/11/2012 17:18

snoozed tell your MIL that boofuls is a character in a horror novel by Graham Masterton. In fact he's the baddie and he's a ghost possesed by the devil iirc... Grin
Ickle makes me all irrational.
Titties...

Latonia · 16/11/2012 17:23

I don't see anything wrong with horrid or ghastly, I use them.

The thing that gets me giggling on here (have heard it nowhere else) is when someone says 'front bottom' instead of vagina. WTF! lol.

slowgin · 16/11/2012 17:34

'it's a bloody rectangle!!'

ha! funniest reaction seen for a while
:)

Plomino · 16/11/2012 18:54

I thought boofuls was one of the names of the original jelly babies ? Or have I got that from a particularly surreal dream ?

Plomino · 16/11/2012 18:56

No, I'm right . It's the lime green one . How I love google !

snoozed · 16/11/2012 19:02

Jingleflobba Grin I'll share that with dear MIL.

snoozed · 16/11/2012 19:03

I prefer ghost possessed by the devil. Either way 'boofuls' is certainly not appropriate language for a woman of 52.

we3kingsoforientRaahh · 16/11/2012 19:07

definitely 'yummy'- used in a whiny way when describing the 'yummy food' that said adult has cooked, and no-one else has been appreciative of. Probably because they are adults, with different tastes, it doesn't mean they are fussy. this really winds me up,can you tellGrin

Lara2 · 16/11/2012 19:12

Slowgin - a rectangle is any shape that has 4 parallel sides and 4 right angled corners. A square is a rectangle with equal sides, an oblong is a rectangle with 2 equal short opposite sides and 2 equal long opposite sides.

AmIthatScary · 16/11/2012 19:12

you see, We3kings, I hate it used in a very serious way

Even worse is the even shorter Yum.

eg " I made some roasted ostrich with fairyberries and side salad of emerald and diamonds. Yum"

cue me clenching fists, sneering and swearing

Lara2 · 16/11/2012 19:13

Oops, sorry TENDTO, not slowgin. Blush

we3kingsoforientRaahh · 16/11/2012 19:17

AmI- Grin

slowgin · 16/11/2012 19:36

:) It is fine Lara2, I did not know that info so I learnt a nice fact.

Urgh front bottom, totally agree, puke inducing.

IcouldstillbeJoseph · 16/11/2012 19:49

Off of

Had to sit through a very boring description of a house MIL had viewed.."it had a nice lounge and then off of that was the dining room and then off of that was the kitchen...."

SamanthaStormer · 16/11/2012 20:10

Well jell. Holibobs. Totes amaze.

Conflugenglugen · 16/11/2012 20:12

"Mummy" and "Daddy" when referring to a partner/spouse. What a dynamic to start establishing. Yuk!

ExasperatedSigh · 17/11/2012 09:45

Poorly sick, oh yes, had forgotten that little horror.

'holibobs' makes me momentarily despise whoever is using it.

Kalisi · 17/11/2012 09:59

Fammo
Bestie
Bubba
Bot-bot (heard used for both bottle and arse!)

And my ultimate "let's do lunch" Angry

DilysPrice · 17/11/2012 10:07

"naughty" in the context of pudding
"good" in the context of salad

OTOH, I love "well jell", "totes emosh" and "dead hilair". Mark Kermode uses them when reviewing teen movies and it cracks me up (he and Mayo have teen/tween daughters). DD is ten and Hmms so hard when I use any of them that she nearly dislocates her eyebrow.

DilysPrice · 17/11/2012 10:07

"naughty" in the context of pudding
"good" in the context of salad

OTOH, I love "well jell", "totes emosh" and "dead hilair". Mark Kermode uses them when reviewing teen movies and it cracks me up (he and Mayo have teen/tween daughters). DD is ten and Hmms so hard when I use any of them that she nearly dislocates her eyebrow.

SoleSource · 17/11/2012 10:15

Swrar words.

Agent64 · 18/11/2012 17:41

I love this thread.

I didn't know bubs and bubba meant baby - I thought they were hideous cute words for husband Blush

DDs and I started saying byzers when they were leaving for school in the morning - it began as a joke and has become a difficult habit to break Blush Blush

In my teens my mum developed a habit of saying nicky nacky noo at bedtime. It still makes me feel queasy.

Alliwantisaroomsomewhere · 18/11/2012 17:57

Bubs
Hubby
Ickle
Hollibobs
hun
More better (and the like)
coolio

However: I grew up in South Africa and panties is what we wore! We also "rocked up" at the party and ALWAYS ended sentences with the word "man" - not in the "Hey, cool man, wow!" kind of way, but more of an expression of irritation, or chillaxed (Grin) kind of way.

Pongwiffy · 18/11/2012 21:32

"tubby hubby" it makes me feel ill, and now I feel angry at myself for writing it.