to think there are certain words that should never come out of an adult's mouth?

[GretaGip]

Mean.

'Snot fair

Bobbies

I'm sure there's more...

Toutes amaze

hubs

'Can you action that?' No, but I can do it...

Also, and rather randomly, my mum says 'Ta' instead of thank you. Drives me irrationally wild.

Maybe I should just chillax.

yes

Hubby and cuppa. I could never be friends with anyone that used these terms more than once.

Mega
Happy bunny

They actually make me feel violent ill

I detest 'sexy' in any reference to a child, eg sexy li'l man, sexy legs etc.

Just GROSS. Children are not sexy. Stop it. It's horrid.

Agree sidge. Vile

I fucking HATE hollibobs!

Then she turned round and said

Then he turned round and said
And then they both turned round and said

WTAF
Weren't they both dizzy at this point??

Also agree with sidge
Children are NOT sexy
1day old babies are NOT sexy

YY to the sexy.

A friend refers to her GSD as a sexy beast. Most horrid worrying

There is Nothing wrong with horrid. It sounds much better than horrible. Dropping the "h" bothers me though- "orrible"

Saying "I done this, I done that" instead of "I made this, I did that" etc.

ooooh how about forward?

but in terms of
"Lets move forward with this"
"Once we have all the information we'll be able to decide how best to move foward"

With all this forward moving I wonder why I bothered buying a sat nav!!

Another one against "yummy" here. It always makes me think of the hapless Clare Swires.

Out of an adult's mouth when directed at a child -> stupid. Or indeed idiot.

I say horrid. I also say jolly and ghastly. As I have an RP accent, I just sound like I escaped from the 30's not like a small child

is your hair set in a wave and are you wearing a felt hat and some pearls and frightfully posh

YY hubs! I read a thread with this all over the OP's post and it bothered me so much I had to close the thread

I've heard people round here describe food as 'fit' as in attractive.... E.g. That's a fit sandwich.

Yy to nom nom, .com, simples, boak, holibobs, can I get,.... actually this thread has got me quite worked up.

Oh and mil calling dd 'boofuls'...aagh!

"somebloke" - I chuckled at the idea of staff being called for the evening huddle. It makes me picture all the staff having a big group hug and getting emotional. How dissapointing that it wasn't the case

me and dh say leggies (legs) eggies (eggs) our DC are 13 and 8 it just comes natural now.

Its especially funny in the supermarket when one of us says, ' I'll go get the eggies' and people look at us like this »»

' Basically ' , when used as the first word of a long and involved tale of someone's uncle's cousin by marriage's next door neighbours cat being dissed on Facebook innit.

As soon as I hear that word , I tune out . No one's noticed yet .

ickle DH has said this a few times. You can only imagine how hard it is for me to not hit him! The evil glare I shoot him obviously is not enough of a message!

panties just bloody.....

Any form of text speak unless it's in a text (and even then it's often stupid)

Panties. Especially spoken by posh middle aged men in sexy mode [boak]

Whoopsie
Uber
Simples
"Are you done?" instead of "have you finished?"

Starting sentences with "So....". There's no need for it.

What's wrong with "oblong"?