to think there are certain words that should never come out of an adult's mouth?

[GretaGip]

Mean.

'Snot fair

Bobbies

I'm sure there's more...

My friend and I say totes amaze only as a piss take I couldn't imagine actually meaning it.

Amazeballs, totes, well jel.. any of the essex word contractions.

Really grates when people add a K to hospital and little... likkle and hospikal.

A combination of wha Chaz and mummytime said.

Only a parent can use the in words ironically to wind up their teens.

Actually can I add words where D is used instead of TH.

As in "dem kids wot said dat"

This has made me laugh. A group of women in our circle of friends say amazeballs, go on holibobs and one refers to her mum as Mumsie.

They also go on fairy weekends where they make fairy wings.

You're all 42 fgs!

Santa you haven't met my "trying too hard to be cool" 29yo cousin.

Can't delete from fb without causing wwiii but even though I hide his shite from my feed, I still see the other stuff he posts to other family members.

The words are sickening... But making fairy wings is under-rated. You should just try going to Morrisons wearing fairy wings!

I would like to defend AMAZEBALLS. it does have it's uses, in limited circumstances e.g.
"David Hasselhoff will be performing in his underpants"
"amazeballs"

ok can I add a string of words?

Anyone who ends anything (other than a web address/email address) with .com.

"I'm confused.com"
"Thats amazing.com"
"I'm excited.com"

Well I'm pissing annoyed.com!!!!

oh and I think if we're cringing at the work bub, we should probably do the same for bab/baby (bab-ee)

I used to call my dear, departed mother, "Mummy" and, "Mumsie" and I'm a lot older than 42! I think you're all being just horrid!

workshy

benefit scroungers

I'm voting Conservative

Any of those idiotic contractions of names that Grazia seems to apply to public figures in order to infantilise them i.e. R-Pattz, K-Stew, K-Middy.

We ask DD if she wants 'booby juice'.

I can't actually pronounce 'th' or hear the difference.

Anyone who says "Hash tag" before another word needs a poke in the eye.

Hash tag angry

Scrooge was mean with his money.

The mean average can be more easily biased by outliers than the median.

Do you understand what I mean by that?

Some Victorian freakshows included a "snot fair" where interesting specimens of nasal discharge were displayed.

Bobbie in The Railyway Children is a girl yes, it's short for Roberta. Bobbies were quite common around that time.

IceBergJam, were you raised in the UK or with English speaking parents?

Just curious, as I know all baies are supposed to be born with the ability to hear all sounds used in all languages, but gradually lose the ability to "hear" the ones not in their mother tongue, or the languages used around them as a baby.

BTW I agree.com :)

Trills, I have no idea why I read your post like a Kevin Bacon ad

I use quite a few of those in a sort of ironic, post-modernist sense. And you can't stop me. So there. (Never "bubs" or "hubs" though, I have my standards.)

Lully instead of lovely. Infact lovely is pretty shit as well

Worra I have never heard anyone actually say hashtag but if I did I would probably die. It would be like a scene from The Ring.

Softlysoftly, i think you'll find that 'much more betterer' is perfectly acceptable

I do think people here are wrong about horrid. It's old-fashioned rather than childish. I used it the other day and had one of those moments of realisation that I sound more 'posh' than I think I do.

Yy to the .com shite!

Also soz and simples make me slightly stabby

Oh dear. I say horrid and mean. I got the piss taken out of me the other day because I said 'ghastly'.