to wonder if you have every read a aibu that you think is about you?

[captainBeaky]

I sometimes wonder if the title could apply to me. Especially the school ones.

I'm not sure if I would be mortified or amused.

AIBU?

Well this one is about you, so are you motified or amused?

Nah. I'm always reasonable the rest of 'em are cunts

a bit mortified that it is being ignored (except for you Charlie)

More mortified that while stirring the tea I hadn't checked my post and there are loads of errors!

I feel like no-one I know uses mumsnet but I'm probably deluded

I must admit to looking sometimes with that in mind. Particularly if I've had a stand-off with someone in the day

Oh God yeah, all the time but I don't care

No but I sometimes want to post things and don't incase the person I am talking about is a mumsnetter!

Glad I'm not alone! I don't think it ever has been, but who knows..!

Yes twice in the last two days.

I 've had a few incidents where I checked AIBU later on in the day to see if someone had posted about the dreadful family in the park/on the bus etc when one of my little darlings has had a moment.. Got lucky so far though!

I've posted once or twice about very specific school issues which would totally out me if anyone who knew me was here. But I was so seething, so furious, I didn't care if it outed me!

I never actually think it is about me because I don't think any of my friends would be on here. But so many could apply to me.

I know my sisters' on here (looks around) and do get the slightest twinge of paranoia at every thread every now and again lol! She knows my alias, gonna sit and wait for the text to say she's seen this now and thought the exact same! Ha!

Ooh, are you DiscoMum? If so, then please can my DS2 come to your daughter's birthday party? I can stay with him if you or she are worried about him saying or doing something weird or silly.

D'oh! Sister is....grrrrr

Like Jingleflobba Ihave come looking for threads about things that have happened to me, but nothing so far.

I saw one once that was bemoaning a situation identical to one that has occurred recently between me and another person. I couldn't help but wonder....

She was BU, but I hid the thread .

I also sometimes look to see if some crap that happened to me will be in an AIBU. Today for example, I came on to think someone will have started an 'AIBU to think you should not give your toddler the car keys to keep him occupied then shut the door, because they will only lock themselves in?'.

'cause i felt some seriously judgy pants going on when that happened to me today.

In my defence, the car door shut because the car was on a slope and i bent down to get my shopping.

And thankfully some people were very nice, including the lovely lady who stood and made faces at DS while i went to call the AA.