I was on a first date, with a guy I've liked for ages so really wanted to make a lasting impression!
Choose a dress, he said I looked amazing in.......10 years ago
it was a bit too tight 
I wore a long coat, and we strolled to the restaurant, by the time I got there and took my coat off, I realised my dress had worked its way right up. I sat down quick and covered my fanjo with a napkin and spent the rest of the date wondering how I was going to get back out my seat (since discreetly wriggling and pulling on it didn't help!).
I quickly jumped up and put my coat on.
Tell me he didn't see my spandex, please tell me!