IABU to be a little bit disgusted that my DH

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has taken the home phone (upon which he is having a convo with his brother right now) into the loo. He is merrily cr**ping away whilst chatting?

He does this ALL he freaking time.

Is there something wrong with him?

....He is otherwise lovely though.

My mate's son lost his phone and couldn't shit properly for 3 days

He was used to Facebooking and Tweeting while curling one out

A lad on my course at uni once dropped his soopah-doopah very expensive brand new smart phone down the loo while he was trying to "talk and go" at the same time - it was only one day old too, and was pretty much ruined
Not that we took the piss,,, oh no no no

Does his brother know?

"curling one out" ... ah god worra did you have to use such an evocative phrase, i feel slightly ill now.

All the time? HIBU

But occasionally, when caught out and it's 'touching cloth', well we've all done that....haven't we?

This is the HOME PHONE though..

Normal man behaviour ime

Talking and crapping is apparently acceptable

But women are not allowed to fart

I hope his brother does not, god, its hideous!! He does not flush when he does it..but the last time it happened he left me to find out..f*cking hell..he really does do it all the time, not when he is caught short.

They are in my house Boys and I pride myself on being the loudest (prize for smelliest currently contested by DS1 and DH)

Curling one out/dropping the kids off at the pool/bombing porcelain harbour/launching a sea pickle...take your pick Irishchic

anti bac wipes.
How confident are you that he practices good handwashing?!

"Normal man behaviour ime

Talking and crapping is apparently acceptable "

Yeah, who says men can't multi-task!

my dp can't do 2 things at the same time, and he is too lazy to phone his bro but he has plenty of other disgusting habits

aaaagggggghhh

Launching a sea pickle - best one by far! From this day forward in my house we are going to launch sea pickles!

I used to have my phone on a long enough lead that I could reach all corners of my flat. I have been woken by a call, answered it, gone to the loo, brushed my teeth, had a bath, made and eaten breakfast, got dressed, brushed my hair - all while chatting to the person who woke me.

Clipping one off dp says. Yuck.

DH says 'pinching a loaf'.

DH says, "Ahh, that's the best part of me gone".

Somewhere

I was shocked to discover my DP and his male friends chart theirs on a 'mars-bar scale'

Grimmmmm! My dh did this once. I was so apauled that I teased him mercilessly and I doubt he would do it again.
In his defence, we live overseas and are lucky to hear from Dh's brother every couple of years. I still think he could have passed the phone to one of our dcs while he ran to the loo...

DH does it and like yours doesn't flush because if the caller heard it that would be rude .

The day I caught him with a lounge side table in front of him on which sat my laptop whilst "launching a sea pickle" was not a good day for him.