It's not OK to put your dog crap in my wheelie bin

[fortifiedwithtea]

The bin men have changed our collection time its now late afternoon. DD2 and I went to the post office and when we came back bin emptied. All good so far. DD2 asks are we going to take the bin in but because I couldn't be arsed to wash my hands yet again, I said no leave it. Then I forgot about it until next morning.

Next morning went to retrieve bin and throw a black sack in and there in the bottom was ...... a package of dog poo.

Why?

If I wanted dog poo in my bin, I'ld have my own bloody dog. I am now the custodian of poop for a week. Why should I be just because I didn't take my bin in quick enough.

I suspect it was the woman who deliberately brings her greyhounds to the small greenward in front of my house to let her dogs have a crap and piss up the cherry trees. She lives about 2 minutes walk away. I suppose the doggy brigade will say be thankful she bags her dogs poo. So why then be so inconsiderate as to dump it in my bin.

Yes I'm annoyed.

Yep, we're the ones with a scatological fixation.

You all seem like so much fun. Not at all uptight or odd or prone to hysterical outbursts. Nope, not one little bit.

Scumbags, selfish lazy pigs for you know, putting rubbish in a bin!? Really!?

Anyway, even if the bag somehow was ripped upon dropping the black bin bag full of pointy sharp objects onto said bag of dog shit, it would probably just splat a bit within bag, not rise up in a horrifyingly beautiful yet smelly geyser of crap, showering the open mouthed innocent bin owner, who will be traumatized for life, and be unable even to look at another dog without screaming in horror!

And I am far too polite to post a description of you.

So we are all happy aren't we?
We all know what we think.

We can all carry on with our lives now.

Oh Tantrums, you still don't get it, do you? We're not outraged by a bin. We're outraged at your terrible manners! You are the problem here, not the bin!

Oh, what's the use? I wonder what happened to those people-eating wheelie bins in Doctor Who... they should have patented them!

I'm outraged by your abuse of the frankly overworked exclamation mark. Now, that should be a crime.

Oh, what's the use.

Oh Tantrums you dreadful BORE, don't you SEE that anonymumous (who called people scumbags and said that she'd hide drugs in your bin) thinks that you have bad manners!

YOU ARE A PROBLEM.

YES!!!!!!!!

(Oops, there I go with the exclamation marks again!)

Yes. I am the problem.

I am bad mannered and...what else was it again? Boring?
Yep, that as well.

But I have to ask this. if it isn't about the bin or the poo what the actual fuck have we been discussing all afternoon?

Well the op is lucky it's autumn/winter time. If it was summer and someone put bagged dog shit in there, by 2 weeks the bin would be crawling with maggots. Why on earth would ANYONE do that to a complete stranger? I said it upthread and I'll say it again, I am shocked at people thinking its ok to practically fly tip their dog shit in other people's bins. This is why I get annoyed by dogs and their owners who treat them like babies. Dogs aren't babies or children. They're animals with lethal shit. Keep it to yourself please!

"baggged up dog poo is quite the same as wanting to smear it on people. Maybe it is in your world"

The bag could burst from having a heavy sack of rubbish put on it. It's physics.

"I think you may need to breathe. And relax. And have a drink."

I think people keep saying this sort of thing because they want to imply that other people are being irrational? Luckily I don't need to resort to it, what with being right and all that.

The principle everlong

It's all about the principle.

er, it's clearly not the principle since loads of you have been banging on about exploding bags of lethal dog shit that flies onto your clothes as soon as you so much as glance in its direction.

brycie you might want to read all your comments before claiming the moral high ground.

But it's the bloody principle esme

Anonymous, I have a very good idea my love, just glad to see yours was an empty threat

Brycie, who was smearing poo? Did I miss that post?

dallas apparently the bag might smear poo all over everyone

"er, it's clearly not the principle since loads of you have been banging on about exploding bags of lethal dog shit that flies onto your clothes as soon as you so much as glance in its direction"

Nobody has been doing that. If you put a plastic bag of dog poo in a bin and a heavy bag is placed thereon the plastic bag may burst. The owner or the council bin man (I believe they're still counted as people) may get dog poo on their clothes or their work clothes.

This is plainly exceptionally difficult to understand.

Are you losing your sense of humour again Tantrum?

The world would literally be covered. Terrifying. or not

Everlong, given that the OP is referring to dog poo, you have inevitably been given lots of examples of why dog poo is a particularly vile thing to dump in other people's bins. But, yes, it is downright rude to put your rubbish in other people's bins, no matter what it is.

Umm. Don't you suppose that bin men know their uniforms might get a bit dirty

I imagine the fact that my sense of humour is intact is evident to many people on this thread.

Maybe you just don't get it?

Oh I see. It doesn't matter if the binman gets dog poo all on him. Do you all think that, tantrum and other dog poo throwers?

Our bin men don't touch the inside of the bin. They hook it on the back of the truck and lift it.