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to have spent all of our benefit money on Botox and fillers

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SoleSource · 31/10/2012 17:00

Now we are skint. Bare cupboards.

No tricks just treats please [hgrin]

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Anniegetyourgun · 31/10/2012 17:03

Botox treatment for the goat, was that? Can't have a saggy looking goat, it lets the neighbourhood down.

FireOverBabylon · 31/10/2012 17:03

So long as you look gorgeous.......

SHRIIIEEEKPoolingBearBlood · 31/10/2012 17:04

You wpuldnt be able to open your mouth wide enough for real food anyway
(have you really had botox?)

Viperidae · 31/10/2012 17:05

Oh well, at least it wasn't fags and booze. That will probably confuse the tory stereotypes!

Shesparkles · 31/10/2012 17:06

Again??

SoleSource · 31/10/2012 17:08

Your all jealouses innit

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GhostofMammaTJ · 31/10/2012 17:12

I did spend all mine on fags and booze. The kids won't give up smoking for nuffink. And I need the booze to put up with them. [hgrin]

Anniegetyourgun · 31/10/2012 17:12

Yeah, you wanna see my goat, it's drooping all over the place.

SoleSource · 31/10/2012 17:14

Lmao at saggy goat [hgrin]

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SoleSource · 31/10/2012 17:15

Oh well off to the food bank we go.

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Cahoots · 31/10/2012 17:29

[hshock]

SoleSource · 31/10/2012 17:36

Yeah I wanna,see Annie

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BumpInTheNightFuglies · 31/10/2012 17:37

Caviar for the goat, fags for the DC and booze for the GPs (lushes). Can send you DC's dog-ends if you like?

SoleSource · 31/10/2012 17:45

Nah I'll the children on the bus tonight for the dog ends. They're only three and four so can crouch under the seats

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catinwitchyboots · 31/10/2012 17:49

I spent mine on a flatscreen goat

SoleSource · 31/10/2012 17:56

Didn't you get one get another free?

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Dawndonna · 31/10/2012 17:59

you've had it now, Sole, you'll have to eat the goat this month!

SoleSource · 31/10/2012 18:12

Lol Dawn!

A whole month of goat curry! Hope thr farting doesn't warrant extra wirk on me face.

How many injections will a crisis loan buy?

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catinwitchyboots · 31/10/2012 18:15

I paid for my goat's inner thigh liposuction with a budgeting loan

She was chuffed to bits

PumpkInDublic · 31/10/2012 18:16

I thought we were having dog owner curry, or was that last month Sole? Grin

TinyDancingHoofer · 31/10/2012 18:19

Think of all the money you'll save by not having to pay for lipo!

GhostofMammaTJ · 31/10/2012 20:16

Did you manage to get your BMW mobility Goat Sole?

Sampette · 31/10/2012 20:38

Of course not. It's important for you to look and feel beautiful at all times

catinwitchyboots · 31/10/2012 20:43

What? Dog owners getting together and eating curry? Or putting dog owners in a curry??

SoleSource · 31/10/2012 20:48

Lmao!!!

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